Yeah, we got nothing. You can kinda see the idea behind the shirt — the wearer wants something bad. Too bad? Maybe. But other than that, the message is so muddled it might as well be a Picasso painting. It’s another sorry tale of someone who doesn’t speak English misusing it to create a cool design to sell a few shirts. And we’re all for it.
We can admit one thing: this shirt definitely draws the eye. Nobody can understand it, but it’s certainly striking. A collective understanding may elude us, but its striking presence serves as a testament to the power of visual stimulation and the enduring appeal of the enigmatic.
These Socks Were Built for Walking
The dead are always walking in this famous AMC show, and now you can join them with a pair of socks that give you Rick Grimes to wear whenever you're out and about. Ah, but you see, the thing about socks is they're designed to be stretched over the feet and calves of the wearer.
So, instead of the cool-under-pressure Rick Grimes, we instead get the cock-eyed, wandering face of his long-lost family member, Nick. Big fans of "The Walking Dead" will get a pretty good laugh out of these socks, but they're sure to get some weird looks.
Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Shirts
Wearing a shirt that tells people when you're due isn't the worst idea for pregnant mothers. It would, at the very least, cut down on answering the same question over and over again. On the other hand, this shirt sucks since it's a shirt of someone wearing a shirt, and it has “due in July” featured twice on the shirt.
It's like it's an advertisement for the shirt the other woman is wearing. The worst part is this isn't a bad design – if it was just the shirt saying “due in July,” then that would be fine, but it has too much extra.
The German Alphabet Is Pretty Odd
If we're being honest, it's kind of a cool shirt, but it fails in the execution. While it seems simple at first, if you take a look, you can see that the alphabet is all kinds of mixed up. Try singing that alphabet song, and you'll get lost around row three. It's almost thrown out at random to create the red “Berlin” that is the centerpiece of the shirt.
Almost as an afterthought, the real alphabet is huddled in the bottom corner of the shirt, almost as if to say, “Don't worry, we know what it actually is.” While the shirt's design leaves much to be desired, its inherent allure remains intact, an enigmatic fusion of aesthetics and linguistic riddles that enthralls the curious onlooker.
Are We Sure That's Under Armour?
Under Armour creates lots of athletic gear, and they try to keep their designs simple and eye-catching. They've also branched out into casual wear, and as far as this shirt is concerned, they've also dipped into the one-hundred percent total nonsense category of apparel. Whether it's “Power I will Strength what I want Belief” or “Power Strength Belief I will what I Want,” it just doesn't make sense.
There's a pretty good chance this is unofficial Under Armour gear. Or maybe they were just sporting (get it? Sporting?) with some buzzwords. Regardless of the intended message, the allure of Under Armour's brand remains strong, drawing attention and sparking intrigue among athletes and fashion enthusiasts alike.