It’s like a dress made from one of those seeing tests that are on the wall at eye doctor offices. Other than “Love Affar,” which isn’t even spelled correctly, the only actual word the text offers to us is “Conviction” down at the bottom.
It’s pretty unlikely that this shirt actually has a meaning attached to it, and it’s nothing more than gobbledygook that a designer who speaks a different language threw onto the front of this piece of clothing. There might be a few words hiding in what is essentially a huge mass of letters in the center, but don’t spend too much free time looking.
No, You Aren't
This is the kind of shirt that you always kind of hope to see. It's like being handed a gift. The wearer thinks he (or she) is some kind of super-genius because they use a specific kind of phone. But, everyone who sees the shirt — and can actually parse it, thanks to its insane design — knows the wearer is not all that smart.
If they're wearing that shirt, then they aren't all that smart. “Cuz 'ms mQrt ue ndroid.” It's like someone with a mouth full of peanut butter trying to speak Latin. If you see someone wearing this shirt, you're allowed one free punch.
I Heart Urd York
Here's some trivia for you: People who read English (and most other languages), read either left to right or right to left. Some Asian languages, on the other hand, read from top to bottom. And that's why we see so many cheap products that come from eastern Asia that have this weird format, such as “Sat New Urd York Ays City.”
Still, with a little bit of thought, the meaning of this shirt is pretty obvious, and it might even get a laugh. Not a bad choice, given some of the other options. Despite its unconventional layout, let's not dismiss it outright. It possesses a certain charm and serves as a testament to the delightful nuances of cultural diversity and linguistic idiosyncrasies.
Pineapples Are Known for Their Freshness
As far as “clothing disasters” go, this one is pretty weak. If you're a fruity person or like the summer feeling of some fresh pineapple, this shirt is the perfect item for your next day out. It also kind of looks like it says “Stoy Fresh,” which is sure to make people chuckle even if they don't take the time to inspect the shirt.
Still, the pineapple does kind of look like an A, even if it isn't perfect. And pineapples are some of the freshest fruits out there — it's the only fruit that can stay fresh when resting in its own juice.
This Shirt Gave Me a Headache
We've seen some bad designs but this one really really takes the cake. The big, dumb, superheroine cake. The shirt's saying is actually “I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.” But good luck figuring that one out on its own!
To call this design a mess would be an insult to the Kardashians, and to call it hard to understand would be an insult to call center workers. If you see someone wearing this shirt, you're allowed to fight them, and we'll just pretend we know nothing about it.