You see, an anchor is supposed to sink. That’s what they’re built for. That’s why ships have them. The whole point of an anchor is to sink to the bottom of the body of water the ship happens to be in, and then lie there, because it’s very heavy, and we can’t believe we have to explain this.
However, the text on the back of the shirt says that it, or she, or something, *refuses* to sink. It’s probably supposed to be a girl-power saying or something like that, but that’s what happens when you let a non-aquatic person design a boating-themed shirt.
Lots of Hearts
It's yet another shirt that talks about how much you love a certain place or activity, but this one needed a little bit more time in the tank. It's pretty easy to see what this shirt says — I love London — but taking another look at it makes it more and more confusing.
It actually seems to say, “I heart LoDn No.” Thanks to an awful design, the longer you look at this shirt the more confusing and stupid it gets. However, it's still pretty easy to figure out what it's saying, so it's not like it's the worst item on this list full of dumb items.
The City of Lights
Ah, Paris. A romantic place for everyone. Any self-respecting traveler has this famous European city on their top ten places to visit list. And there's nothing like a souvenir to make sure you always have the memories with you. But don't get this shirt, it's terrible.
The electric colors against a black background look seizure-worthy and the Eiffel Tower looks like it's supposed to be a second A. So the shirt is actually saying "Paaris France". All they had to do was take out the first A, the little yellow one, and just leave the tower. It's less work, even, so you'd think the designs would be all over it.
I Hear Skin Is In
How hard must it be to mess up a pair of jeans? Not all that hard, as it turns out! The jeans you see on prominent display here (and what a full selection they have, too!) were cobbled together out of the jeans factory scraps, and cover only the most essential bits of the legs. Wow, and barely even those.
Showing skin is fashionable, but when your pockets cover more of your legs than the actual jean material, maybe leave these on the rack. Plus, designer jeans are pricey — no matter how much material you're actually getting.
Just Make Sure You're Always Looking North
Thank you for purchasing this “West Coast” shirt. Yeah, the arrow points to the right, but that's not too bad, is it? You just always have to be facing north for this shirt to make sense. Otherwise, the SOUTHERN BEASTS will wake from their millennia-long slumber, and turn the world upside-down.
It's a big burden to carry, but we know you're up to the task. Just don't ever turn, or we will all turn inside-out. It's not a pretty sight! Please don't turn around. Just don't turn around, no matter what you do. Don't. Don't turn around. No matter how the world turns around you, don't turn around.