There’s a pretty good case for never wearing a dress in a swimming pool unless you’re interested in being found later by investigators and want to make the most stirring scene possible. Or you’re doing a photoshoot, which seems to be the case with a dress with leaves or feathers on the front and a long billowing train.
No doubt it would look lovely on dry ground, but when it’s floating around in the water, the brown bottom of the dress appears to be less fabric and more…bodily. Not the kind of scene you want to set, that’s for sure.
Getting Some Mixed Signals
Motivation is an important factor in achieving long-held goals. If you have no one in your circle who is telling you to keep going, don't give in, don't quit, you can do it, then you might need to expand your circle. This shirt seems like a good first step, but the design has things in a bit of a bad order.
The shirt is supposed to be telling us two different things: “Never quit,” and “Do your best,” but thanks to a boneheaded graphic design, it looks like it's telling us “Never do your best,” and “Quit.” This is why we need a few rounds of quality assurance before going to print.
Crocs Sharper Than in the Swamp
There is nothing like a small-town mall to introduce incredible fashion choices that you won't see anywhere else. The pair of crocs this enterprising icon wears have spikes around the heel, chains around the foot, and more metallic pieces than Darth Vader.
Did he buy those Crocs as shown? If so, we have to wonder just how popular they are in the market. Well, they sold at least one pair, so in a way, they're successful. If this young man created his own special pair of footwear, then we can't even fault him for wearing these loud and proudly. Strut your stuff.
Visit Massachubatts
This fail is so simplistic, which is why we had to include it. It’s nothing more than a simple spelling mistake on a street vendor’s t-shirt. If you look quickly enough, you might just miss it. You know, we’ve always wanted to visit Massachubatts. We hear it’s beautiful this time of year. This shirt might just be the encouragement we need to make the trip.
Picture yourself strolling through the enchanting streets of Massachubatts, soaking in its non-existent sights, and basking in the charm of a place that only exists on a t-shirt. It's like a secret code, an invitation to embark on a whimsical journey to a destination that resides solely in our imaginations.
Not An English Major
Let’s go over some basic English here. A COLLAGE is a collection of photos put together to create an art piece. A COLLEGE is an educational institution that advances your learning by teaching you more about certain topics. For example, English might be a subject you’d learn in college. Unfortunately, this girl must have skipped her English classes. Either that or she’s really passionate about her photo collections.
Perhaps her true calling lies in curating breathtaking displays of imagery, infusing life into her personal gallery. Who are we to judge, right? So, let us celebrate her unintentional mastery of confusion as she blurs the lines between art and academia.