Some lessons need to be learned the hard way. Just ask little Ava. She was only trying to get a new edgy look for picture day and figured she could do it herself. After all, people dye their own hair at home all the time, don’t they? What’s the worst that could happen?
Well, Ava, dear, the worst that could happen is that you’ll end up getting caught in the very definition of purple rain of your own doing. Lesson learned.
Smile and the World Will Smile Back
Look at this wonderfully reaffirming message. How sweet. How kind. How unfortunate that it's wrapped by three pounds of mascara filters, and the lack of self-awareness.
The only solace here is that this well-meaning soul has found herself a flock of loyal mascara-loving Facebook followers.
Happy Born Day?
Hmmm, it's almost as a birthday is called a birthday because it is the DAY of your BIRTH. How crazy is that, eh?
And while we are at it, can you imagine how cool it would be to have a name for work we do at home? or for a book where we keep our notes? Wild!
Austin Phone Home
Oh, Austin. Sweet Austin. Poor Austin lost his phone. He should be thanking his lucky stars that he has Pierce and Erin at his side.
We wonder if he ever found his phone. And if the point his friends were trying to help him get was eventually made.
Do the Math
We've already said we are not math people. In a nutshell, our philosophy is words — good, numbers — bad. We have long given up on calculating anything we can ask our phones to calculate for us. But even we feel a little sorry for this person's math skills.
For anyone else who is struggling, let us break it down: half of 12 is 6. When you put the two numbers together, you get a package that is 50% larger. Now, after crunching all these numbers, we think we'll treat ourselves with some ice cream.