It might still be weighed down by the anchor that is a nautical pun, but the name of this boat is at least pretty clever. While cirrhosis of the liver isn’t the kind of thing you want your doctor talking to you about, cirrhosis of the river doesn’t mean anything of the sort.
In fact, it doesn’t have much meaning except for the wordplay. Still, it has that certain something – a bit of a twist on a normal phrase, even if it doesn’t make much sense— it’s still a good name for a boat.
How Long Will it Be?
If you're sitting on a bench or at a table and you look over to see a ship with the name “Kinda Mine,” you'll start to think. Is it “Kinda” because the owner still has to pay off the loans they took out to purchase it?
Are they still making payments, so the ship is still part-owned by the bank?. This ship, unlike a lot we've seen here, doesn't have any nautical puns – or puns of any kind – at all. It seems almost...philosophical. How does something become truly yours?
He's Ahead of the Game
For most people, the midlife crisis happens after you've settled down. You have a nice job, you've got a few kids, and your mortgage is almost paid off. After enough time of the same-old, same-old, you might start to feel stir crazy.
You might do something wild, like getting a tattoo on your back that has your favorite comic strip characters fighting a battle royal in a wrestling ring. But this person decided to just get a boat and get a head start on big off-hand life purchases. That's the kind of initiative that will help you get to high places.
Time for a Take Two
Boats can’t really be THAT hard, can they? You just, like, make a round thing of wood and make sure it floats. We guess they’re probably a little more complicated than that. The person who was in charge of making this boat might have missed a couple of lessons in boat-building school, but at least it has the right kind of name for this vessel.
People who have boats love to give them names that mean something, but this is the kind of name that is begging for trouble. Maybe the boat is there because this was the second try – in that case, maybe the person in charge of this ship should stay off the water and keep to safe, warm, dry land. That or get the “Try Again II.”
We’re on the Loose
Get all your nuts together and get them on a single boat, and you know that you’re going to have a good time. Just make sure the boat doesn’t rattle around too much, or you might have to get out the tools and go to work. What’s available to eat on this vessel? Well, there are some buttery cashews, a little bit of bitter from almonds, and we might even have some nice, crunchy walnuts to offer.
Just as long as you stay properly dressed. What kind of boat do you think this is? This ship is for a bunch of sea-ready nuts that just can’t stand to stay on dry land anymore. We have to take to the waters and celebrate our freedom when we can.