Okay, we’re not saying this isn’t true—it kind of is. Sometimes you make an inappropriate joke thinking it’s gonna be hilarious, and then you end up offending your partner. But….how often out of all the times this happens does a girl do this? but let’s be honest it can happen to anyone.
When you’re trying to make a joke, be sure to read the room. Better yet, get to know the person you’ll be joking around with before you say something that might be at their expense. Yes, it may be hilarious, but it could hurt someone’s feelings and you’ll be the only one laughing.
The Accuracy Though…
Nobody and we literally mean nobody, looks “beautiful” the second they wake up: Bedhead, puffy eyes, stinky breath. But no matter what you look like, your guy usually thinks you look pretty anyway. And that makes up a happy morning mess. This picture is the absolute most accurate depiction of this phenomenon.
When we wake up, we know we don't look well and we certainly feel it too! Which is why it's so special when someone can not only tolerate you but actually love you after you've told them not to talk to you in the morning. If you find someone like that, hold onto them.
This is a Case for a Detective
Girls absolutely love finding reasons why their boyfriend, who is very affectionate and tells them how much they love them all the time, might not be totally into it. Honestly, I think it comes from years of dating idiots, who make you feel unlovable that when we actually find someone who loves us for who we are, we can't help but feel insecure.
To be honest, after months, if not years of never being sure if someone actually likes you, it might take time till you believe the one who actually does when they profess their love. But once it clicks you'll have had enough time to decide if you really love this person too.
When You Have Natty Light on the Brain
We are going to ignore the fact that Natty Light is the beer of people who don’t know what beer should taste like and focus on this absolutely ridiculous misunderstanding. Either this guy was legit messing with his girlfriend, or he seriously thought she was asking about Natural Light, the beer, and not actual natural light.
Sometimes, we only see what we want to see. Or in this case, read what we want to read. From this text exchange we can tell all this person could about was what they'll be drinking, while the other was more concerned with the natural light coming into the apartment.
One Shirt, Two Shirt, Red Shirt, Blue Shirt
T-shirts are generally pretty simple, unless you're going on a first date, then you can only wear the best ones, right? But can we really expect more from men, though? If they only have, like, two shirts, anyone, at least their nice shirts, right? You gotta look at the upside.
At least he didn't wear two crusty shirts with holes in them. Plus, it can be fun to dress up, so if the first four dates went well, then just take him to buy some new shirts and put him in the kind of stuff you’d like to see. Easy peasy.