Farting in front of your partner requires a certain level of comfort. At the beginning of the relationship, you want to keep that air of innocence with your partner, so you both sneak away to release the pressure. Over time, however, you start releasing that pressure in each other’s company and are sometimes surprised by how loud it is.
u/Bruzman101 described his girlfriend’s gas-passing as a “rectal battle cry. The kind that instills fear in an enemy and pure bloodthirst in an ally.” We don’t want she is eating, but we are glad he still loves her even after her battle cries.
Honey, Where Are My Keys?
If you haven’t lost your keys at least once, bravo to you. For the rest of us, it’s a constant battle, especially if we are running late for an appointment.
We swear we left them right on the counter but end up finding them in the pants we wore yesterday. Well, it seems that u/JohnyUtah_ gave his wife yet another ring after their engagement and wedding. This time it was a keyring!
We should all take a page out of a feline's book and indulge in a daily cat nap. For u/novagirl0972, her partner sleeps a bit more than most.
We are wondering if she married someone who was part cat. Maybe check if he likes milk and purrs when you scratch his head. If he does, then he is definitely part feline.
What Is a Laundry Hamper?
The laundry hamper has been around for a while. We're surprised that u/Mainelymackenzie1820's partner still doesn't know what that is. We guess the American Education system is worse than we thought. There is hope, though; he can be trained.
Picture references are a great place to start. Show him pictures of a laundry basket, and give him a treat when he correctly guesses it. Good luck with your training.
If you live with a man, and wonder, "why did he leave the mail on top of the microwave?" or "why is my package under the couch pillow?" u/Kelstay 207 is wondering the same thing. Maybe it's because they woke up and chose chaos, or maybe they simply forgot.
The partners we live with can act strangly. Either way, we are gathering the best scientists to figure out the answer, and we will let you know their results soon.