Naming someone isn’t usually a job that requires two, but alas, most people have to do it in pairs. Many parents tend to argue about what name their newborn will receive but end up coming to an agreement eventually.
Well, this cunning dad-to-be found a way to make sure that it was his top name that got picked, and we hope he chose something the mother agreed to, otherwise she probably woke up to a terrible surprise.
No Pain, No Gain
There's nothing like someone who has never and will never have to experience giving birth criticizing someone who has to. For a new mom who has to give birth, there's probably nothing worse than discovering she's allergic to the one thing that might relieve her of the pain.
Wait, maybe there is worse, like having your husband tell you that you should just suck it up. Seriously someone should tell dads that births are not the time to try and be saucy.
There's a reason why those who have pets sometimes call themselves cat or dog moms or dads. Just like those who parent humans, pet parents care deeply about their fur-babies. Just like a baby, if the cat needs to eat, it needs to eat and can't wait, even if there's a new baby on the way.
We bet the dad didn't expect that feeding the cat would result in him missing the birth of his own kid — but at least the child is understanding because she likes cats just as well.
I Do Declare
Dads are known for trying to find the humor in every situation, often telling cringy, inappropriate jokes. It seems that being a dad came naturally to this guy, who decided to add a little speech when he cut the umbilical cord.
But, let's face it, this dad nailed it, the joke is funny and if the doctors decided to steal it to get some laughs out of nervous parents, we wouldn't hold it against them.
We did not know that being hypnotized can help against passing out because your wife is in labor, but you learn something new every day, right? We do have to wonder if you pass out five times, is it considered a chronic condition?
We get feeling a little queasy when your first child is about to enter this world, but by the fifth time, we would have expected this father to be an expert.