Are your guests ready for a doormat that tells it like it is? Do you want to keep your doorstep standards sky-high? Step onto this mat, and a world of unapologetic declarations. This isn’t just a welcome sign; it’s a sassy menu of what you won’t settle for!
Your doormat might be cheeky, but it’s also a clever way to filter out the visitors who don’t bring the goods, literally and metaphorically. Only those who meet the criteria ought to receive a warm welcome. They must bear gifts that matter. If you come empty-handed, you’d better be a kind, fascinating individual or, at the very least, not an annoyance.
Baby, It's You
More often than not, if you are going to knock on someone's door, there is a really good chance that the person living there has a baby. That's what people do right? They have babies! And babies are really loud. They cry. They do other things do that are either adorable or annoying, depending on who you ask. But most importantly, they cry!
And they will most definitely cry if you make any kind of unwanted noise while they are taking a nap. This home owner knows exactly what we are talking about. So yes, here's our advice for you. If you are going to disturb this baby, make sure to either be quiet or babysit. Those are your two options.
Time Crawls When You're Waiting
The people living in this house invite you to relax and chill. You’re about to discover how waiting can be an art form. We’ve heard of warm welcomes, but this is probably the first one that’s so laid back. Forget inviting guests in; you're also giving them a friendly heads-up that time is on its own whimsical journey.
This doormat embraces the concept of slow living a little too literally, ensuring everyone checks their false sense of urgency at the door. “It may take a while.” Do they mean five minutes, tomorrow or a week later? One may never know.
Small Dog, Big Love and Personalities
Truer words have never been spoken! Dachshunds may be small in size, but their personalities are larger than life! From stubborn streaks to goofy grins, their charm is impossible to resist. If you are visiting this family, you best believe it’s to wait on this little dog's feet.
They are not averse to reminding you if you forget. Maybe a little scratch here and a sneaky little nip there. This mat celebrates the spunky spirit of these little troublemakers! You will have fallen in love by the time you leave, with a newfound appreciation for the quirks of weiner dogs.
Make a Sophisticated Entrance
How do you take your doorstep from drab to fab in one fell swoop? Add a touch of French flair, of course! Visitors will feel like they have stepped right into a chic cafe on the Champs-Élysées! The doormat sets the mood for a soirée of sophisticated tastes and cultural delights!
Don't be surprised if guests start asking for escargots instead of regular snacks and café au lait instead of regular old coffee. Maybe everyone twirls in berets and starts singing Edith Piaf. Adding a touch of “ooh la la” to your doorstep (like Paris) is always a good idea.