Embark on an epic quest before you even step foot inside! These riddles are so whimsical, they filter out mere mortals from the chosen few – the worthy from the unworthy. Why let anyone in when a doormat can set a high bar for entry! Be prepared to test your wit and Monty Python knowledge!
For those who may not know, it’s a playful challenge to explore a classic comedy treasure! The mat and its owner aren’t messing around. With a touch of comedic brilliance, stepping inside the house becomes an adventure. But first, they demand answers to life’s most profound questions.
Watch Your Step!
Ultimate pet prank or genius décor? Yes, only one of them is an actual doormat! Can you guess which one? The doormat might just melt your heart before you even enter the house. Curled up next to it, this wiener dog is living life king-size - soaking up the sun, and receiving head scratches on demand!
It's the perfect spot, isn’t it? Who wouldn't want to chill next to their own face all day long? Visitors must watch their step though. You don't want to end up petting a furry doormat or worse still, rubbing your dirty shoes on a shiny sausage dog.
A Catchy Goodbye Anthem
A catchy tune that invites you to dance your feet out the door? That is quite the emotional journey for a doormat. These homeowners can’t wait to say goodbye to their visitors. "Don't Stop, Be Leaving" the doormat sings, bidding visitors farewell with a hilarious twist.
Simple "goodbyes" are so meh when you can have a doormat that turns it into a catchy sing-along. You'll be humming this doormat's tune long after you've left the house. Guests, your journey here has come to an end. Please, for the love of sleep, it’s time to move along and call it a night.
Friends are Welcome
Who is inside this home? Is it Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica? What about Chandler and Ross? No, this house has only one occupant, and he's ready to hear all about your day. This welcoming doormat hearkens back to the nineties and early two-thousands when “Friends” was the hottest show on television.
Part of that was thanks to Joey, played by Matt LeBlanc, who had a singular way of getting the ladies' attention. All he had to do was ask “How you Doin'?” and they would be all his. Nowadays it's a great conversation starter and a fun way to get old fans of the show laughing.
A Set of Stringent Criteria
The person who owns this doormat knows exactly what she wants. Some delicious pie, topped with meat, cheese, and sauce? Come on in. The company that she buys everything from, even if she doesn't need it, and maybe even if she can't afford it? The door's wide open.
A Hollywood star that is known to be one of the most handsome and most charming men on the planet, who just so happens to show up at her front door, soaked to the bone in a rainstorm and needing somewhere to change into fresh clothes and warm-up? She'll probably let you in. Especially if you have a pizza!