Welcome, fellow extraordinary oddballs. The real world is too dull for the likes of you, so gather all ye may, here instead! This house is a haven for all things wonderfully weird – from quirky hobbies to eccentric tastes. Guests will feel right at home, surrounded by a cast of colorful characters and endless adventures.
Your doormat proudly proclaims that here, normal is just a setting on the washing machine. We love a house encouraging people to let loose and celebrate the beautiful chaos of being unique. Who cares if nobody else gets it? You do. These homeowners do. There’s room for everyone here!
The Inmates are in Charge Now
Batman? Never heard of him. Right now it's time to go wild the next time you step onto your doormat. With one of the original designs of The Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime, there's no possible way to misinterpret what this doormat refers to.
Arkham Asylum is the last place where criminals will go after Batman traps them at last...but we all know it won't take too long for you to get right back out. That's the best place about Arkham Asylum...even if you're crazy enough to get locked up, you're also crazy enough to be let out again.
This Doormat Sends Evil Packing
No evil shall pass through this threshold! Look, Satan, we don't have time and energy for your shenanigans, ok? And we’re not afraid to put you in your place. Go find something better to do! Visitors will enter knowing they're in the presence of fierce protectors.
Only good energies and positive vibes are welcome here! Leave it to a doormat to remind us we have the power to protect our space from negativity. Ironic, isn't it? Out with the bad. Embrace the good. We’re guardians of our own galaxy. Sometimes it’s good to reinforce the message and will it magically to life.
Hinting at Happily Ever After
A doormat becomes the backdrop for some light-hearted ribbing. Will he finally get the not-so-subtle message? Mr. Cook, the door to love's mysteries is wide open, and you’ve got the clue right under your feet! Heck, someone might as well take the clue and smash it on your face like a cake.
It's all in good fun, but deep down, you sense that this girl’s heart is hopeful for the next big step in their relationship. And she’s got hint-dropping down to an art. Who knows, the next time guests show up, the message on that doormat might just be a different one. We’re rooting for them!
Enter Here for the Best Things in Life
Here’s a doormat reaffirming what really matters in life – the best things that make a house feel like a home! Bring pizza, an Amazon package, or be a dog walker, and you're instantly a welcomed guest! Every delivery is treated like a VIP guest. Fair warning: doorstep dancing might ensue!
As for those who keep our dogs happy and energized, consider the doormat a red carpet. You’re always welcome here. Pizza delivery? Take all our money, take our whole life too. When life’s essentials come knocking, you’d better believe these doors will remain open. Everything else takes a back seat.