Now we’re talking. This is seriously a great question. If you’re going to be a guest at this house, you should be grooving all the way to the door and boogying your way into that house! That’s how you greet someone. This is the perfect doormat to kick off a house party.
Good vibes all around. What the owner of this doormat really wants is to stare through the peephole to spy on visitors who are waiting to be let in. The plan is that they will see the message on the door mat, and they will start to dance uncontrollably, completely unaware that the host is watching them from the inside!
Truth be told, we believe we have seen funnier doormat puns in our lifetimes. But still, this earned the right of being on included on this list. After all, no one wants unwanted gas, sorry, we mean guest! It's not even grammatically correct.
But all jokes aside, we think it's funny that sometimes, we just aren't that excited about the person standing on the other side of the front door. Maybe we regret inviting them. Or maybe they just turned up uninvited and the last thing we want them to do is to step foot inside our humble abode. And maybe, it's because they smell.
Listen, having people over is work. Cleaning for one, chatting, snacks, etc. These things require time and energy, so the least you could do is not show up empty-handed. Of course, the only thing we want to see in your hand is a sweet bottle of grown-up grape juice.
One thing we are very sure of in this situation is that there are two dogs that are ready to clean up after their owners. By that, we mean that if anyone throws up after drinking way to much wine. The dogs will be happy to lick it all up. We're at least talking from our own experiences.
Having pets is no walk in the park. All the wonderful cuddling and petting aside, the cleanup is some work, and your home will most likely be covered in fluff. That's not everyone's cup of tea. At least this doormat does you the courtesy of warning you. If you enter, you may very likely be sitting on a couch of dog hair.
We get the impression though that anyone who is visiting this host is either a friend or a family. In that case, they probably already know that they own a dog (or two). And therefore, they probably already know that there's dog hair all over the home. So why do you need a doormat to tell us this?
Everyone needs their own personalized doormat to truly feel at home. So if you're a pilot or in any way part of the cabin crew, this is the doormat for you. Either that, or if you have ever simply stepped foot into an airport and need directions to get to find your plane, then this will also bring back memories.
And it makes perfect sense! Arrivals are pointing toward the home and departures are pointing away from it! Seriously, how genius is that? Well, maybe not that genius. But it still tickles our brain a little. Just don't forget to never overstay your arrival.