Is that Homer Simpson moonlighting as a doormat model? We can’t help but wonder if our favorite animated dad has taken on a new gig outside Springfield in a strange new avatar! This doormat seems to be practically telling people to shut up or get out before the claws come out.
Take the hint, already! Hospitality is great. Honesty is even better. This doormat’s ideal for folks who aren’t afraid to mince words. Welcome to our house, but don’t be jerks or overstay your welcome. Conversation starter or crabby welcome, this one will leave guests thoroughly confused. Fun times, guaranteed!
Having pets is no walk in the park. All the wonderful cuddling and petting aside, the cleanup is some work, and your home will most likely be covered in fluff. That's not everyone's cup of tea. At least this doormat does you the courtesy of warning you. If you enter, you may very likely be sitting on a couch of dog hair.
We get the impression though that anyone who is visiting this host is either a friend or a family. In that case, they probably already know that they own a dog (or two). And therefore, they probably already know that there's dog hair all over the home. So why do you need a doormat to tell us this?
Everyone needs their own personalized doormat to truly feel at home. So if you're a pilot or in any way part of the cabin crew, this is the doormat for you. Either that, or if you have ever simply stepped foot into an airport and need directions to get to find your plane, then this will also bring back memories.
And it makes perfect sense! Arrivals are pointing toward the home and departures are pointing away from it! Seriously, how genius is that? Well, maybe not that genius. But it still tickles our brain a little. Just don't forget to never overstay your arrival.
This doormat doesn't need words. A scrumptious-looking watermelon is all you need to create a welcoming atmosphere. Especially one with a nice bite out of it! That's the kind of doormat that says "Stay as long say you want."
But what happens if, all of a sudden, you're a guest that is craving some juicy watermelon, and the host actually doesn't have any at this moment in time? What are you supposed to do? Pretend that you are still excited to be there. Or are you going to leave that instant, hit the nearest grocery store and buy some huge, round, green and red goodness for yourself? We know what we would do.
The Force Is Strong With This Doormat
If you're on a quest for the coolest doormat in the galaxy, look no further! This Yoda gem keeps dirt away. It also brings Star Wars flair to your home. The force is strong with this one! It's a gentle reminder to all who enter your home to mind their manners.
Be on your best behavior because you never know when a Jedi Master is watching. In matters of guest etiquette, seek Yoda's advice you must! This masterpiece takes the art of the Jedi mind trick to a whole new level. Your visitors won't know whether to giggle, obey his wise command, or feel offended.