Who’s the top dog around here? That’s right! We love a doormat that puts pups first. Sometimes our human visitors need reminders of their place in the pack. It’s all in good fun, of course. But behind the humor lies a deeper truth – the special bond between humans and dogs.
Anyone who has experienced the love of a dog knows that it’s the best thing in the world! Unconditional joy, comfort, and affection – all day, every day. A red carpet might be more fitting instead of a doormat. But knowing our pooches, they’d probably just destroy it anyway, and get away with it too!
On The Nose
Poor mat. Always getting stepped on like that. We suppose "mat" deserves it. You put yourself in the worst situations all the time. After all, even inanimate objects need to be given names, from time to time. So the obvious name for a doormat would be, in fact, Mat. Pretty original, if you ask us.
Typical mat. Jokes aside. This wordplay is so obvious that it actually makes you smile. The question does remain though - did the designer of this message miss out an "A" by accident? As in "Hey, I'm a Mat." Or did they miss out another "T" by accident? As in, "Hey, I'm Matt?" Either way, we're unsatisfied.
Like the folks above, knocking really hard can be pretty scary. Alernertavly you can always yell "ding dong" really loud and hope that works. But when we come to think of it, that just seems absolutely ridiculous. Imagine just standing by the front door of your friend's house and yelling "ding dong" at the top of your lungs?
It is possible that the neighbors might think you've gone a little cuckoo. What is certain is that this doormat has been specifically designed to make visitors look like absolute morons. And we have a feeling it's going to succeed big time.
One of the most emotional moments in Star Wars, "Chewie we're home" is one iconic line. After literally decades of waiting, we finally got to see an older Han Solo step back foot onto the Millenium Falcon with his beloved companion Chewbacca in "The Force Awakens."
Not only does this doormat harken back to that iconic moment, but it perfectly fits as a doormat message. Hopefully, you'll feel the same way every time you come home. If you're feeling like that every time you open the door, consider yourself lucky! This doormat message is definitely on the light side of the force.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Chaos!
Sometimes, you have to be careful what you wish for. But when you are a delivery man, you really can't guarantee that the person who's going to open the door for you is going to be particularly welcoming. In fact, they might just be downright crazy - or even worse, they might have children.
There is also the very unlikely chance that the owner of this doormat simply likes messing around with their visitors and simply wants them to knock. After all, knocking is the universal indicator that someone wants to get your attention from outside your home. It's much more polite than just knocking the door down.