Sometimes, you have to be careful what you wish for. But when you are a delivery man, you really can’t guarantee that the person who’s going to open the door for you is going to be particularly welcoming. In fact, they might just be downright crazy – or even worse, they might have children.
There is also the very unlikely chance that the owner of this doormat simply likes messing around with their visitors and simply wants them to knock. After all, knocking is the universal indicator that someone wants to get your attention from outside your home. It’s much more polite than just knocking the door down.
The Real MVPs
Who’s the top dog around here? That’s right! We love a doormat that puts pups first. Sometimes our human visitors need reminders of their place in the pack. It’s all in good fun, of course. But behind the humor lies a deeper truth – the special bond between humans and dogs.
Anyone who has experienced the love of a dog knows that it’s the best thing in the world! Unconditional joy, comfort, and affection – all day, every day. A red carpet might be more fitting instead of a doormat. But knowing our pooches, they’d probably just destroy it anyway, and get away with it too!
One of the most emotional moments in Star Wars, "Chewie we're home" is one iconic line. After literally decades of waiting, we finally got to see an older Han Solo step back foot onto the Millenium Falcon with his beloved companion Chewbacca in "The Force Awakens."
Not only does this doormat harken back to that iconic moment, but it perfectly fits as a doormat message. Hopefully, you'll feel the same way every time you come home. If you're feeling like that every time you open the door, consider yourself lucky! This doormat message is definitely on the light side of the force.
For Whom the Dog Barks
Step aside, John Donne, because there's a new bard in town! It's no secret that dogs love to bark, and this clever adaptation of “For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Donne gives voice to canine aspirations everywhere. Why, the dog barks for thee, of course!
Yes, that means YOU in plain speak! A bark of curiosity and maybe a bit of suspicion. A bark of love and trepidation – why don’t my humans open the door, already? “For whom the dog barks” is actually a silly question. Who else would the dog be barking at if not someone at the door?
Thanks (and No Thanks) for Dropping By
Arriving at a friend's home just got a hilarious twist! Say hello to the ultimate doormat with a long and witty note. It sets the stage for a unique welcome experience. Leave it to this doormat to greet your guests - both close and questionable – so you don’t have to!
Have you ever wondered where you stand on the friendship spectrum? Friends? Acquaintances? Neither? Well, this doormat has the answer! Whether you're a close friend or not, take this doormat diplomacy in stride. Humor knows no bounds, but friendship? You’ve got to draw a line at someone just showing up unannounced, right?