Only in South Carolina do people prefer their cars as dating profiles over Tinder. That is exactly what this guy did. He must not be such an attractive fella himself. You know what they say about guys who lift. The more they lift, the smaller the brain…Or maybe it is something else entirely.
You’re going to have to come back to us on that one. Whatever the real phrase is, one thing is for sure. This is all kinds of disrespectful, and we imagine that some karmic forces will be at play in the most brutal way for whoever drives this bad boy.
Pennsylvania (Part 2)
Some places around the world are just cursed with the most unfortunate names. There is Accident, in Maryland. There is Ding Dong, Texas. What about Coward, in South Carolina? And we definitely can't forget about good old Truth or Consequences down in New Mexico.
But the place name that maybe takes the cake is the one and only...Intercourse. We are not entirely sure why this place has such a suggestive name. But apparently, in Pennsylvania, there isn’t much to do if you live outside of Philadelphia. What makes the name even funnier is that it is located in Amish county.
Rhode Island (Part 2)
It is pretty cool that Rhode Island is the birthplace of Mr. Potato Head but that’s literally all they are known for. Why the state hasn’t just been demolished and recreated into a parking lot for New York? It is beyond our understanding. But again, there are worse things to be famous for.
Of course, Mr. Potato Head found his way into the classic "Toy Story" series, going on adventures with more conventional toy heroes like Woody and Buzz Lightyear. This Mr. Potato Head is pretty big, so we hope for everyone's sake that he doesn't come to life when we're not looking.
South Dakota (Part 2)
South Dakota, a state in the Midwestern region of the United States, is known for its unique quirks. Its most famous claim to fame is often joked about, stating that it is simply not North Dakota. However, South Dakota offers more than that.
It is home to the iconic Mount Rushmore National Memorial, featuring the carved faces of four influential American presidents: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. But South Dakota also has its uglier side. Take this photo for example, in which people who step foot in this state are expected not to spit seeds into the urinals or to chew in them. Seems fair, if you ask us.
Texas (Part 2)
One might assume that all that Texas is is a state full of cowboy hats and cows. And for the most part, they would probably be right. Here you see a farmer washing the backside of his cow before their date. At least, that's what we guess is going on here.
Listen, all animals deserve to stay clean and treated with dignity. And this certainly applies in the Lone Star State. We are definitely interested in getting this kind of treatment one day. Though the sheer force of this shower might send us miles away. Only cows can withstand this kind of pressure.