If you have ever dined at an eatery near a shoreline, then you will know the dilemma that customers need to face when dining at such a place. Besides the wind that may blow you and your food away, seagulls may also interrupt your seaside dining experience.
These little critters are known to snatch up any food that they can get their little talons on. This is all well and fine if you don’t mind the lack of cleanliness that these little pests are associated with. This restaurant has been open and honest about seagulls from the very start and has been smart enough to state that the pestering seagulls have nothing to do with them.
Worst Name for a Restaurant
If you've been to Thailand, then you've probably seen a bunch of poorly translated English signs and slogans. They are funny and sometimes just downright strange. This sign well and truly gets to the point — that's for sure. It says loud and clear that this eatery is called a "POO restaurant."
We just hope that the restauranteur that put this sign up knows that no one who understands the word "poo" is going to eat at this establishment. We also can't seem to imagine what sort of food they are serving, but one can only hope that the food is not associated with the restaurant's title.
The pronunciation of this restaurant is bound to evoke some familiarity in some who know the movie "Titanic." This iconic flick came out in 1997 and made massive waves all around the world with its striking doomed voyage storyline. Most people who were born before the turn of the century are well aware of this movie and the storyline.
Since it's such a cult classic and most people know the name of the movie's title, it's also not such a bad idea to name your restaurant after something that sounds exactly like it. It's certain that reading this title will bring some sort of acquaintance, and perhaps, the onlooker will be intrigued enough to go for its dining experience.
It probably comes as no surprise that at any given Nando's branch, it's certain that there will be someone, a man or a woman, eating chicken since they are in the chicken game. This sign is good at keeping things simple and stating the obvious with "Man Eating Chicken."
Or... wait, now that we're reading it out loud, it looks like this specific branch of Nando's is the one where the poultry gets its revenge! Chickens that are in the man-eating business can come over and get their favorite human dish, made with actual humans! We'll take our business elsewhere, thanks.
Just in Case You Die
Talk about brutal honesty with this sign. This eatery wasted no time baffling around with their rules. Nothing like a little bit of dark humor and absurdity to attract customers. We just hope that this is not the real reason that this establishment only accepts cash.
Usually, when a business only accepts cash, it's due to various reasons like speed, simplicity, and avoiding transaction fees and the like, but it has never been for the grim reason of the customer's future death. Whether this sign is going to be well received by passers-by or not, is not very clear, but it's definitely bound to make them do a double-take!