Talk about brutal honesty with this sign. This eatery wasted no time baffling around with their rules. Nothing like a little bit of dark humor and absurdity to attract customers. We just hope that this is not the real reason that this establishment only accepts cash.
Usually, when a business only accepts cash, it’s due to various reasons like speed, simplicity, and avoiding transaction fees and the like, but it has never been for the grim reason of the customer’s future death. Whether this sign is going to be well received by passers-by or not, is not very clear, but it’s definitely bound to make them do a double-take!
Troubles of the 'Gulls
If you have ever dined at an eatery near a shoreline, then you will know the dilemma that customers need to face when dining at such a place. Besides the wind that may blow you and your food away, seagulls may also interrupt your seaside dining experience.
These little critters are known to snatch up any food that they can get their little talons on. This is all well and fine if you don't mind the lack of cleanliness that these little pests are associated with. This restaurant has been open and honest about seagulls from the very start and has been smart enough to state that the pestering seagulls have nothing to do with them.
It probably comes as no surprise that at any given Nando's branch, it's certain that there will be someone, a man or a woman, eating chicken since they are in the chicken game. This sign is good at keeping things simple and stating the obvious with "Man Eating Chicken."
Or... wait, now that we're reading it out loud, it looks like this specific branch of Nando's is the one where the poultry gets its revenge! Chickens that are in the man-eating business can come over and get their favorite human dish, made with actual humans! We'll take our business elsewhere, thanks.
Human Hair Restaurant?
Usually, the first thing one thinks about when looking at this sign is not food but rather a salon or something along those lines. But according to this Redditor, this is a sign for a restaurant. Believe it or not, the sign that advertises "100% BRAZILIAN HUMAN HAIR" is actually serving up food.
Not sure what sort of food this eatery is dishing out, but we just hope that it's got nothing to do with the title of the sign! Whatever it is, it can't be great if the Redditor claims that it's the worst restaurant they have ever been to. They only gave this supposed restaurant a three-star rating, which actually seems high for a place serving up hair.
Drink Your Heart Out
Perhaps one way of making customers at a bar feel better about their drinking habits is a sign like this one. It's reassuring to know that alcohol and water don't seem to solve problems, so really, at the end of the day, it's not going to matter much if you drink water or alcohol because they are gonna have the same outcome.
At least that's what this little bar in New York's West Village thinks. So you may as well go to this bar, or any bar for that matter, and drink your heart out. Be it water or alcohol, it doesn't make a difference.