Scientists have been hard at work plumbing the depths of how just frigid and unloving something can get, which might be why you have not seen the person who so cruelly broke your heart. Ever thought of that?
Plus, if you need something to help you forget that person, maybe around the middle of February – we’re just throwing a date out here – then those same scientists have found out how to get your favorite bottle of suds down to temperatures chilled enough to directly attack the romance sections of the brain, and help you see things in a new, much-more-pleasant light.
El Arroyo drip-feeds the masses with little scraps of knowledge about themselves. Now they're telling us that "anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." What could it mean? Are the tacos El Arroyo selling made of the other, other, other white meat? Are they part of the illicit ivory trade, or are they part of the destructive and sad elephant-poaching industry?
Oh why hello there, the kindly officer of the Federal Bureau of Investigations, why don't you come this way? Yes, it is a funny sign, but why don't you take a look inside? Look at the wastebaskets – I've heard they turn ivory into wastebaskets.
Gotta Love Translation Fails
Chinese food has spread to nearly every corner of the world. It's pretty much available in every big city in the world, and considering they have a massive population hovering around 1.4 billion, it should come as no surprise that Chinese eateries can be found nearly everywhere. Most people have tried Chinese food at least once. Be it in their home country or even in China itself.
Sometimes, though, English-speaking customers may have difficulties understanding the English signs or slogans accompanying Chinese cafeterias. English is a tough language to master if it's not your native language, and thanks to clumsy Chinese-to-English translations, signs that are supposed to lure in customers are actually better at causing outbursts of manic laughter.
Husband Day Care Center
Do you need a place to leave your hubby for the day while you go about your daily activities? Perhaps you need some time to yourself, or you need to pay a visit to the hairdresser. Maybe it's a shopping spree that's required, or you just need some time to yourself.
All of these ventures do not require a husband, and it would actually be ideal if your husband could just get lost while you take care of these things. Look no further because this bar and, in fact, any bar out there has got your back. They will see to it that your husband stays entertained while you go on with your own tasks!
That Sweet Style
It's no wonder that most people have a sweet tooth. Our bodies are hard-wired to crave sugar as we use glucose as a direct fuel source, so yes, we have evolved to love sweet foods. It's a sign outside a dessert cafe like this one that can perfectly awaken the cravings we get for sweets.
Be it ice cream, cakes, cookies, or brownies, when that craving hits, it hits, and it's next to impossible to ignore. This little cafe had the right idea to trigger a craving for something sweet for the passers-by. Perhaps all it takes is a quirky sign like this one and the word "SWEET" in capital letters to draw in the customers.