The soup of the day at any given eatery is usually based on whatever is seasonally available and what the chef’s creativity can conjure. Think a creamy tomato, pumpkin, or mushroom soup. Or anything along the lines of an ordinary vegetable soup.
You don’t really expect a sign to say that the soup of the day is an alcoholic spirit, but here we are. This little restaurant which we are guessing has an allocated bar area, is serving whiskey for the soup of the day. Perhaps they are not here to nourish the tummy but more for you to drown your sorrows.
Unsuspecting Food Items
Greek and Italian food is epic for a quick on-the-go snack but can also be enjoyed for a sit-down meal. Both of these cuisines have also spread all over the world for their simplicity and fresh and diverse flavors that are easy to source and do pretty much anywhere.
Usually, the foods associated with these two cuisines are foods like pizza, pasta, gyros, seafood, mezze plates and the like. These are all great options, but what you don't really expect to see on a sign at such an establishment is "Oh! We Got Balls." Not sure what this Canadian restaurant in Ontario means by this, but we're hoping that it's just some ordinary meatballs.
There's nothing like knowing you're getting a good deal when you stop in for a drink. This bar is ready to cut costs to benefit you, the consumer. All you have to do is order the special two-for-one, and you're going to be drinking your fill in no time.
A savvy establishment knows that deals are essential for bringing customers back, and for attracting new ones, as well. There's nothing that does the trick to get people interested in giving your place of business a try like the word “free”...even if it's a bit of a smokescreen. Still, it looks like a fun place.
Just Throw Away the Calendar
If you can never go outside, whether it's because you live in a snowy wasteland, in a boiling desert, or for some other, unnamed reason, it can be hard to keep things straight. Don't worry, everybody's favorite funny sign restaurant is here to help you figure out exactly when it is.
We just got past Octember, which means the corn is about to grow and the apple trees are about to drop all the apples at once. Don't worry, the month-long festival that is Danuary is just around the corner. Everybody get your hockey sticks out for the big parade!
If you're a man or woman with a lot of foes, keep one step ahead of them, and never let them beat you down. Defeat them at every turn, and eventually, they will have no comeback except to weep delicious, delicious tears. Come in today for a bowl of that thirst-quenching liquid.
It will fill your belly like nothing else. No enemies? No problem? Get the empty bowl, head outside, and chuck it at a random person. Once you get away, bring the bowl back in and fill it up. We wonder what else this forthright establishment sells. We could go for fajitas.