It is an unfortunately common phenomenon where people want everything, especially when it comes to being in a relationship. This person has a girlfriend, but instead of being by her side during her birthday party, they snuck away to go text their ex.
The most ridiculous part of all of it? The fact that they acknowledge how the relationship isn’t going well, but don’t realize that their sneaky behavior is probably part of the problem! UGH!
Not-So-Happy New Year
The start of the New Year is a great time to make changes to your life in the form of New Year’s resolutions. While many people pledge to eat healthier or work out more, some apparently use this time of the year to change their relationship behavior.
Unfortunately, like so many failed diets and abandoned gym memberships, this is one resolution that’ll never happen. But like the recipient of the text said, we have to admire their optimism! Here’s hoping that their next resolution involves getting over their ex!
Didn’t See This on the Calendar
In addition to the many traditional holidays that we celebrate, there are evidently a lot more holidays that we didn’t even know existed … like “forgive an ex day.”
We’re not sure which jilted lover made this up, but we’re not buying it as being a real holiday. Even worse than a presumably fake holiday is the fact that the recipient of this text was one of two people to get the same cheesy text - talk about making someone feel special!
Can’t You See?
Giving unsolicited medical advice is annoying even when it's being done by friends or loved ones. But when it's an ex making comments about your eye health, it’s even more eye-rolling.
This person didn’t see that their opinion was neither wanted nor needed, yet they continued to share what they think their ex should be doing with their vision. Considering the reason why these two broke up, it’s clear to see that people don’t always make the best choices!
Now You’re Just Somebody That I Used to Know
We’re going to be honest, we were initially on this person’s side after reading the first part of their text message. But then the message quickly went from heartfelt to “is this person seriously quoting early-2000s one-hit-wonders?
We love Gotye as much as the next person, but this person really needs to come up with their own material. Let’s hope their next message contains something a bit more original, otherwise, they’ll find themselves being made fun of again!