Who knew that you can change your (and your employer’s) professional life with five…scratch that…six words! There are no bells and whistles with this resignation letter. It gets straight to the point, and it’s no wonder why. It seems like this person had no time to waste!
What makes this letter particularly funny (but still a bit brutal) is the passive-aggressive smiley face. We suppose it could’ve been worse as there are fewer “happy” faces that this employee could’ve drawn.
This Boss is the Worst
People don’t usually quit their jobs for no reason, but some reasons are better than most. If you have been attacked by a drunk co-worker and your boss is too lazy to do anything about it, you are more than justified to grab your things and go.
If you do not feel safe at work and your boss isn’t taking responsibility for other employees, that is not the place you want to be. So long, and have a swell day.
Too Little, Too Late
This may not be the most typical resignation letter, but there is no question that this worker is not going to put up with this anymore. A manager cannot expect their workers to be punctual and efficient if they are not capable of doing so themselves.
When customer complaints start pouring in about the store being closed during business hours, it’s pretty certain that they won’t just be hiring a new employee, but also a new boss.
Burnt Out
Life can be pretty boring and bland at times, so why not use any opportunity to spice (or scent) it up? That's where there this quitting candle comes in handy.
Instead of a passive-aggressive letter or angry email, simply give your soon-to-be former employer this delightful "gift," and you'll always be remembered. For better or for worse. Well, either way, it's gonna be lit.
Down the Toilet
Here is someone who has elevated resignation letters from mere corporate texts to pure art. The person behind this note has given much thought not only to the content of his letter but to the material it was written on. Much like a true artist. We have no doubt that his next employer will know how to properly appreciate those artistic skills.
Also, may we just point out that no matter how terrible the company was to work for, it appears that it wasn't cheap when it came to toilet paper. Generic, single-ply toilet paper used by many large corporations will never endure the sharpie or brush pen used to write this note. We hope the disgruntled employee got to swipe a couple of rolls before leaving.