It’s usually not recommended to leave a bad taste with your resignation letter, for obvious reasons — you might end up needing your boss’ recommendation. Unless you’ve already got a new job. With a new job, you can finally tell everyone how you truly felt.
Better yet, you can phrase the whole thing as if you’ve enjoyed every minute of serving fries for $9. Who knows, your old manager might be dumb enough to read this at face value.
Poof and You're Gone!
There's a lot to unpack here despite the "letter" being only seven words long. First things first, yes, it is a piece of tissue. Secondly, yes the cartoon man is...umm...displaying some flatulence. Thirdly... well I think we've covered everything!
We guarantee that this rather low-budget yet resourceful resignation blew their employer away. Ha Ha.
Self Confidence Boost
Christian sounds like a fun guy to be around. Just like RuPaul always says — if you can't love yourself, how are you going to love somebody else? And it looks like Christian sure knows how to love himself. We don't know many people who take such public pride in their "ethic, wit, charm and handsomeness."
We are sure that there are many places other than CVS which would love to have Christian as an employee as long as he comes with the full package previously mentioned. We know we would.
Hope to Never See You Again
Some lucky people actually enjoy what they're doing. They wake up every morning with a smile on their face and are excited to face the day. This guy, on the other hand, felt like he works in a building that sucks the soul.
He hated working for Boss Man so much, that he decided to use his final notice to tell it like it is: This didn't pay enough to own his soul. It barely paid enough for his presence, which is why he figured it was better to just not have a job.
Terrible Management
Could you imagine being the boss and coming in, thinking this would be another day of work only to discover all of your employees, all of a sudden, decided to quit?
We are not sure what the management did or who they sold the company to, but we are 100% sure the workers were not happy with the changes. The new owners probably didn't appreciate this letter, but hey, at least they could hire a whole new staff that doesn't hate them!