Most of us have had moments where we’ve had a bit too many adult beverages resulting in some pretty funny moments. While many of us know our limits and know when we’re getting past the point of being just tipsy, apparently some people do not.
Luckily this sign perfectly explains how to know when you’re past that point. It turns out that there are just some words you can’t pronounce when you’ve had a bit too much to drink. Most people use breathalyzers, this Texas business uses sophisticated vocabulary!
Which Side Is Your Favorite?
With so much focus on the importance of great eyebrows as part of a beauty routine, it’s no surprise that many of us spend a ridiculous amount of time grooming and maintaining these two strips of hair on our faces.
But despite spending tons of money on pencils, powders, and pomades, sometimes we just can’t seem to get both eyebrows to look identical. It’s this stubborn “uniqueness” of our brows that makes this sign both true and hilarious. It seems like it’s not only you who plays favorites when it comes to your brows!
Seems Oddly Specific
When it comes to navigating your way around a kitchen, people are all too happy to dole out advice. And while some of that advice can seem a bit pointless or useless knowledge, we’re going to take this person’s wise words of advice.
After all, they definitely sound like they are talking from experience! We do have to ask though, of all the things you could cook in your birthday suit, how did it ever seem like a good idea to fry something in scalding hot oil?
How Sweet the Sound
“Amazing Grace” is one of the most well-known hymns or even songs in the English language with famous singers like Aretha Franklin and Carrie Underwood signing their own renditions of the classic tune.
The song, which was written in the late 1700s, continues to inspire us even centuries later with its powerful words about the grace of god. The lyrics about forgiveness and redemption have moved even the most secular listeners. This Texan church reminds worshippers that even in their darkest moments, they can find strength in their faith.
Booming With Bad Ideas
It doesn’t take an expert on explosives to know that drinking and making things explode probably isn’t the best idea. In fact, it’s probably one of the worst combinations you could think of. Unfortunately, in Texas, the rules that most people follow when handling fireworks and other explosives aren’t usually followed.
Not only does this attitude result in countless accidents or worse, but it’s why most medical professionals dread holiday weekends. There are many reasons why Texans should be proud, but not following basic fire safety procedures isn’t one of them!