This shirt is actually very relatable. We would have worn this one, too, if we had the chance. The only problem is that this guy just can’t be a dog mom, as we see no dog in the picture.
Without a dog, this person is just a stay-at-home guy, which doesn’t sound like a very impressive title to hold on to. Maybe that’s why the guy in the picture is so sad.
The Biggest Loser
If this guy lost two days in a row, then why is he so happy? Could this be the result of not limiting your happy hour to, well, one specific hour of the day? If it's five o'clock somewhere, we drink. If it isn't five o'clock anywhere, we drink. This is a bulletproof diet.
But seriously, don't try this at home. You are not going to look as happy and coherent as this guy.
Patios Are Indeed... Outside
When someone tells you they are an outdoorsy kinda person, what do you envision? Maybe them lighting a campfire and roasting marshmallows as they tell scary stories and count the stars. But alas, this outdoorsy person is nothing like that; this guy just loves patios.
When you think about it, they are the best of both worlds, especially if you add some tequila on top.
HolyHood?
We are not sure who the target audience of this shirt is. If you know anyone who you think would want to wear this shirt, please let us know. Also, if you are praying for someone, you shouldn't swing on them.
If you are swinging on someone, why would you pray for them? The logic behind this shirt is just out of whack.
I Heart Justin
Let us first clarify that there's nothing wrong with liking Justin Biber if that's your thing. Also, liking Justin doesn't make you gay. Lastly, there is nothing wrong with being gay; we hope you know that. Still, the combination of these two shirts right next to each other is funny. Maybe they were even put there on purpose to promote T-shirt sales.
We bet it really worked. We would have preferred to see shirts that say "I think he's Justin Bieber" and "I Love Gays."