We can at least take some solace in these shirts being simple, fun pieces of an outfit for celebrations. Whether you’re a grandma or an…Auntiemelon…you can grab something for your next birthday party.
Now, the shirt on the left is at least a reference to the show “Cocomelon,” but the layout and phrasing still don’t make a lot of sense. The shirt on the right is a little more egregious, with Spider-Man having nothing to do with the words on the shirt, and the three (the child’s age, likely) hovering there like a malevolent being in the sky.
Justice for Bart
Ah, Baet Simpson – one of the most beloved characters on TV. Do you know Baet? Everyone knows Baet. He’s the son of Hober and Marle Simpson.
Poor BART Simpson didn’t get the treatment he deserves on this t-shirt. Not only is his name spelled wrong, but his text bubble also doesn’t even make any sense. Bart deserved better.
A Super Embarrassing Mistake
We understand what they were trying to go for with this red shirt. It was supposed to motivate young baseball players. There is just one problem; they made the 's' too big.
So big, in fact, that combined with the word "hitters" it spells out something else completely. We can't imagine any parent wanting to see their child in this shirt.
Beguiling the Youth
We feel like this kind of shirt was made for a very specific kind of person, and he's pictured in the image. Just look at that face. Don't let this man near your children, people, because he's going to tell them about more than just sweater puppies.
Why would there be a skull on the shirt? To draw the eye? That's the only thing that we can come up with, and we imagine that it would work. Keep an eye on the police reports to see this guy again, probably for something like indecent exposure. Or worse.
Going for a Look
Ah yes, that famous, classic band that wrote such hits as “Urinate All Night,” “Toilet Rock City,” and “Forever (Going to the Bathroom).” We're gonna go with the idea that this guy is fully aware he isn't wearing a shirt that has a real band name on it.
His posture lets us know that he's prepared to defend his outfit no matter which part you want to talk about. The fanny pack – which is always an odd choice, to begin with – really brings the vibe together. The fists akimbo put the finishing touches on a one-of-a-kind style.