Breaking down in the middle of the road is annoying and embarrassing, but we doubt that you have ever had a breakdown as bad as this guy has. I mean, look at this! The back tire has fallen off the wheel and the front wheel has broken off entirely.
There is a random pipe on the ground in front – we don’t even know where that one came from. This is like Daffy Duck jumping into a tractor to try and chase down Bugs Bunny or something, and every single part of the tractor falls off before he goes ten feet.
What Kind of Market Is This Guy Going to?
What, uh, what does this guy sell? With a few old gals packed into the cage he is towing, no doubt he gets a bunch of odd looks whenever he goes out on the road, and the local police force is probably well-acquainted with him.
Of course, the easy explanation is they're just on their way to the market, which is the best way for his gals to get there. He always offers to let them ride up there with him, but they'd rather sit in the cage. “Makes us the center of attention,” they say. Well, it's up to them.
She's Very Important
When this guy wants to hit the road, he's always got a wingman. A wing woman, technically, but that's splitting hairs and we aren't here to nitpick. A slightly closer look reveals that one of the tractor's front wheels is missing entirely, so if this guy ever wants to go out, his wife has to accompany him, or he isn't going anywhere.
Most likely, there's a different vehicle they use when they want to go anywhere with any amount of safety or speed. This tractor is for when they want to show off. A relationship is all about balance, but usually not literally.
We Have Several Questions
Did ferrets attack this tractor while it was in the field? It looks like each individual part of this machine has fallen apart at the same time! Can something like this even be fixed? This is like when you bring your phone into the shop, and they say it would be cheaper to buy a new one – which we're convinced is just a lie to get you to buy a new phone.
But still, look at this thing. Wheels and tires busted, panels destroyed, chassis bent... so much of it has been messed up. Maybe a bad hailstorm – like REALLY bad – went through. Or a tornado. Or a volcanic eruption.
Party on the Tractor
Contrary to what you were told, tractors aren't just for hard work. As we can see here, sometimes they're the right place for a little bit of fun! The driver is popping a wheelie while his friends bounce around on the back, enjoying themselves. Are they doing it for a specific purpose?
Does it keep the trailer from tipping over or something like that? Maybe they're trying to pack down the contents of the trailer to make sure they don't shift around during transportation. Or, maybe they've been working hard in the field and want a chance to dance around.