Tractors haul and tractors push, and sometimes they’re just there to get you through the day, but it looks like that’s not the only thing they can do. We are happy to report that they’re also capable of scooting along an empty street during a Fourth of July parade while dragging a tiny dog in a tiny wagon behind them.
Now obviously, this dog doesn’t need all that torque to make his appointed rounds, but this is a classic example of comedy – a juxtaposition of something huge and powerful being used to do something small and light. The dog even has a little umbrella. Adorable.
Keep the Rubber Side Down
A little bit of parental advice tells us that the wheels stay on the road, but it seems like someone didn't pay close enough attention during tractor school. Clearly, everybody can see the problem, but why exactly did the problem take place? That is a very good question.
It seems that the brakes on the trailer failed, resulting in, somehow, a pair of tractors crashing into each other. There's another tractor a hundred feet away, tipped over on its side in the middle of a field because of this accident. Thankfully, both drivers escaped with nothing more than minor injuries. Oh, also, one of the tractors snapped in half.
Irony Is Best Served Cold
You feel a little bad for this tractor. It's just trying to clear out some winter weather off the streets, and then a wheel goes and snaps off. Thus, it's waiting for help to get towed to the shop. We don't think this is actually ironic – that would be like if this snow-clearing tractor was buried after a snowstorm.
Or a firetruck is on fire. Still, we aren't going to go on record saying this isn't sad – the little guy looks so forlorn. It was just trying to give people a clear path to walk or drive, and even that hasn't worked out.
I Have Six More Acres to Do Today
Dogs sitting in tractors seem like the kind of pictures that would be in the home of someone who doesn't farm, but they used to, or their parents or grandparents did, or something like that. Does this dog truly understand that the tractor is controlled from that spot?
Is he just keeping the seat warm until an overweight guy in a checkered work shirt and a green John Deere hat returns? Or maybe this hound is just getting in a quick snapshot before it starts the tractor back up to get to work. Those alfalfa sprouts aren't going to cultivate themselves.
Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like to Get Stuck in the Snow
As long as you live in a place with enough snowfall, you have probably gotten stuck in the white stuff at least once. Maybe you were trying to leave the neighborhood to get to work, or maybe you slid off the road into a snowbank.
Maybe you got yourself out, maybe you got some friendly help, or maybe a tractor got you out. But, as we have seen, even tractors can come across snow that is too much for them to handle. If that is the case, you might have to call as many people as possible to get you out.