Is this a garage or a storage area? With the size and placement of the door, we cannot imagine how a vehicle could wiggle itself inside. This “garage” would have a mini Cooper feeling like a Hummer. Our only explanation is that there is some kind of wizardry involved here that our puny muggle minds can’t comprehend.
If there’s no magic afoot, then we humbly suggest this failed garage should be converted into an over-sized bin for rejected household items. Fun fact; many years ago, this was the way houses were designed. People found it a little awkward, so they never lived in them. Things had to change.
What’s The Issue?
Toilets. These are not exactly the first things you think of when you want to get creative and nouveau. Well, it turns out you’ve been missing out on a creative goldmine by ignoring the humble Rumble throne. These homeowners decided to install this toilet on a jaunty angle.
We’re curious whether the world feels all askew whenever they make a trip to their diagonal throne. And was this done as a design feature or was their bathroom so small this was the only way they could fit the thing in there? What do you think?
Saloon Bar
What to do when you and your house disagree about the size of the door? Just force the issue. What’s the house going to do about it? Or what is the wife going to do about it? As it turns out, somebody's husband said that all doors are the same size. There are universal standard measurements.
The poor wife insisted he took measurements, but it was like talking to no one. No matter how hard she tried, as far as he was concerned, there was no need to measure anything. The only solution we can see here is cutting the door in half, hanging each piece on each side, and there you have your own personal saloon bar.
The Other Side
It’s common for householders to make extensions to their homes, especially those supporting a growing family. However, this particular homeowner had a burning desire to be different, demanding a contrasting design to offset their classic home. Everyone’s entitled to express their own unique style, right? We have no judgment.
Okay, maybe one little bit of judgment: Ew! Surely they could’ve at least made the colors match? This is what we call modern 21st-century innovation. Anything goes. All material, all colors, and in any size you want. To us, it's more like a Victorian-era touch to a 1950s common American suburban house. It works for us.
Seriously?
Probably one of the weirdest approaches to establishing a "strategic location." The person(s) responsible for this renovation must’ve been drunk or just plain crazy, with their workmanship ensuring that danger is now an ever-present fixture in this part of the house.
No man in his right mind would place a faucet this close to an electrical outlet. We're pretty sure you can figure out why. Try washing your hands and then plugging a cord into the outlet. What a blast! One thing is for sure. Not a tiny drop of intelligence and/or common sense was invested here while putting this thing together.