At least, we assume Luna is a dog. That makes the most sense based on the small amount of information we have about her. If a human farted and then struggled for thirty seconds to roll over, we would start to get really worried about that person. Five seconds, max, and then you should have rolled over.
Even if a dog is having this much trouble and can’t get things sright, that dog might need to hit the gym or drop some pounds. There are some breeds that don’t roll over as well, but still. Hey, and Mexico won. Good for Mexico.
How Do We Explain This?
A simple misunderstanding leads to a lot of confusion for the man of the house. We're going to have to dance around the issue here, but he is definitely not going to find what he expects to find when he gets back to his wife. Maybe she'll share her muffin with him.
The normal kind, the kind you eat for breakfast that has blueberries in it. Whew, is it getting warm in here, or is it just us? We'd also like to know why autocorrect thought to change “save” to “shave.” It adapts to how you type, you know! Must be a lot of shaving going on.
The Trials of Homeschooling
Homeschooling has plenty of benefits. You don't have to pack lunches, you can easily keep an eye on your kids' schoolwork, and there are no bullies. Well, fewer bullies, we guess. Darn older siblings. On the other hand, having to manage your kids as well as help them get through school can be a strain on a lot of families.
That could possibly lead to discussions like this one after the discovery of kids playing hooky. Then again, if Mom is also the teacher, there's not much the kids can do to get away from the idea of schoolwork. It will always be there when they wake up.
Wisdom From the Elders
It's a sobering fact of marriage that things won't always be sunshine and roses. There will be tough times, and there will be tougher times. It's important to remember that you may even come to despise your spouse, but there can still be love there. Nothing is set in stone if you don't let it settle.
This tweet shows us some good advice from someone who has made it quite a while in the marriage game. You might hate your other half for a little while, but try not to let it last. You might just be able to make it the distance.
We're All Trying to Figure This Out
It's hard to tell if this tweet is about condiments as they sit on the table for consumption or bottles in the fridge before setting the table or making a sandwich, but it's clear that it's going to work. If you know where something is, and then it's gone, it can throw anybody for a loop in a hurry.
But why would this wife choose to do such a thing to her loving husband? We can't fathom a guess, but maybe she's just trying to point out to him that he has to be a little more observant, and instead of being like a kid, he should join her on the other side.