It’s hard to tell if this tweet is about condiments as they sit on the table for consumption or bottles in the fridge before setting the table or making a sandwich, but it’s clear that it’s going to work. If you know where something is, and then it’s gone, it can throw anybody for a loop in a hurry.
But why would this wife choose to do such a thing to her loving husband? We can’t fathom a guess, but maybe she’s just trying to point out to him that he has to be a little more observant, and instead of being like a kid, he should join her on the other side.
For Reference, Luna Is a Dog
At least, we assume Luna is a dog. That makes the most sense based on the small amount of information we have about her. If a human farted and then struggled for thirty seconds to roll over, we would start to get really worried about that person. Five seconds, max, and then you should have rolled over.
Even if a dog is having this much trouble and can't get things sright, that dog might need to hit the gym or drop some pounds. There are some breeds that don't roll over as well, but still. Hey, and Mexico won. Good for Mexico.
Wisdom From the Elders
It's a sobering fact of marriage that things won't always be sunshine and roses. There will be tough times, and there will be tougher times. It's important to remember that you may even come to despise your spouse, but there can still be love there. Nothing is set in stone if you don't let it settle.
This tweet shows us some good advice from someone who has made it quite a while in the marriage game. You might hate your other half for a little while, but try not to let it last. You might just be able to make it the distance.
At Least Somebody Is Having a Good Morning
Bless us, but there's nothing that gets the humor flowing faster than the word “nekkid.” Obviously, some people pronounce it like that, but it still gives us a chuckle. Anyway, onto more important matters. Let's move to the important things sin life, like kids and how they drive us up the walls.
This simple good morning text, perhaps after one-half of a relationship has headed to work, also included an update on the boys, which seems like something that is often necessary. Still, there are a lot worse things the boys could be doing. Running around with toys to the "Star Wars" theme sounds like a pretty good time, with or without clothes.
This Went a Lot Differently in My Head
People who are married spend a lot of time communicating, be it important stuff like kids and jobs, or trivial things like what they saw during a walk. It's all important, and the more communication, the better. Even when they aren't communicating, they can be thinking about communicating. Lots of people run through conversations in their heads.
It helps them prepare for any eventuality. But these are just training runs – kind of like workouts for your conversation skills. The real thing doesn't always go as planned, and you can find yourself married without exchanging a simple word for years. Between you and us, sometimes it's better to keep our mouths shut.