When you’re in a committed relationship with another person, you start to learn more and more about that person as time goes on. For instance, you might learn that your husband never puts his keys where they’re actually supposed to go. You can take advantage of that fact.
Of course, if your husband did piss you off, maybe you should talk to him and try and clear the air a little bit, but that doesn’t mean you can get those sweet, sweet internet points. Also, we’d expect your husband to follow you on Twitter, which means the jig is up.
It Had Better Be Me
Generally, referring to a woman you like as a... gardening instrument isn't going to get you very far. It's been tried before, and it doesn't work. So all they're good for is tilling the earth? They can do a lot more than that, you pig. However, it seems like this family doesn't have any problem giving each other some fun jabs for a laugh.
However, from other pictures that these two have put up (they seem to have a farm or ranch of some kind), it's very possible that they do actually already have a hoe available. Hard to plant crops without one.
They Seem Like a Fun Couple
Communication is key in any marriage and any relationship. When two people stop talking for long periods of time, you can bet that something has stopped working right. Maybe they have their own method of communication, but it's never a sign of good things. These two are going in the opposite direction and might be communicating a little bit TOO much.
At first, they're just discussing where they want to go for dinner, but then they move into talking about their bathroom work. Maybe that's because of where they went to eat. Cheesecake Factory doesn't exactly have light meals to offer.
"Honey, it's three basic items. I think I'm more than capable of remembering milk, bread, and... wait what was the third one again?" When will they learn? In today's technological age, there is no excuse for not writing lists down. You don't even need a pen and paper anymore! Just open the Notes app on your phone, or send yourself a text.
But arrogance is a poisonous fruit. It makes men brazen and, ultimately, stupid. At least this husband can poke fun at himself, perhaps in order to distract his wife while he runs back to the store for the actual groceries.
Patiently Waiting for His Turn
Don't you hate it when you're in the middle of an argument and you're just blanking on good comebacks? They only come to you later, way after the argument is over, and you kick yourself for not thinking of them before — but you're ready for next time. Maybe this happens because it's not your turn to use the brain, ever thought of that?
This husband was in that exact boat, and it caught him in a panic. It also made him look kinda dumb in front of his wife, which wasn't ideal given that that was the exact point she was trying to make. But boy oh boy, next time he'll be prepared.