There are some people out there that really don’t like being interrupted. However, those same people often don’t like to interrupt since, well, they don’t like it. It feels wrong to them. Getting married will often change these people, though for better or worse, it’s hard to tell.
This woman gives us a tongue-in-cheek tweet about her husband who has finally chosen to take a stand against his wife’s constant interruptions and butting in, and she’s pretending not to get the joke. Don’t worry, everybody; she gets the joke. There’s no way she would write the tweet that way unless she got the joke.
How Do You Forget SHREK?!
Yes, this tweet is very funny, and we're glad that we got to witness it, but how on Earth do you forget the name of the main character, and the title character, of one of the most famous animated series ever? We guess there are all kinds out there.
Calling him "the big green guy" isn't going to work, thanks to characters like the Jolly Green Giant, the Incredible Hulk, Jim Carrey from “The Mask,” and even Godzilla. It's hard to argue that Summertime Grinch isn't a good name for Shrek. He does kind of have that vibe. Green, gross, unhappy, doesn't like other people, finds love.
There's a Good Reason, Honey, I Swear
You don't make a lady wait for pizza. Just don't do it. Please? Come oooooooooon. Hurry uuuuuuuup. Sadly, though, we all must wait for pizza at some point in our lives. Usually, when we most desire one of nature's most perfect foods. But can something like pizza become even more perfect?
We think so, yes – put cheese inside the crust, and we have reached the culinary pinnacle that humans are able to achieve. We're not really sure what this guy means by “two pep,” but it might be a certain location, a certain favorite pizza place. Or they want two pepperoni pizzas.
There Are a Lot of Those, to Be Fair
It's just too bad that Jake Butt isn't in the league anymore because he would be a lock. However, anybody who watches the NFL on a regular basis is probably aware that plenty of the players bring plenty of cake to the games. And that is not all they bring.
Wide receivers and tight ends are always good picks, but there are plenty of quarterbacks that could be part of “Baby Got Back,” if you catch our drift. There might have to be some research when it comes down to kickers and running backs, but there's probably a site out there to help.
This Is Not an Idle Threat
We hear that squirrel tastes just like chicken, but there are plenty of other options, especially if the husband in question has a car and a way to drive to a store. Thankfully, as long as there are groceries in the house, there are lots of options. You ever made a grilled cheese sandwich just because you can? It's great.
Throw in some tomato soup and some fruit, and you have an entire meal right there, perfect for the wife who refuses to move from the couch. And if the husband doesn't make a good grilled cheese sandwich, then maybe the wife shouldn't be such a couch potato.