As a child, hearing a bump in the night will send your imagination spinning in all kinds of directions. Maybe it’s a monster coming to gobble up your bones! As adults, most of us can figure things out, but we still might be scared. Unless, of course, you’re tired enough to let it continue like so many adults seem to be doing these days.
Sure, there could be a thief in the house, but you have enough stuff, don’t you? TVs aren’t really that expensive. The kids left all their toys out, so the thief will probably just get a foot injury and leave.
It's Important to Some People
Sure, working out more seems like a bad idea to a lot of people, but there are lots of advantages to such a thing. Not only will you get fitter – presumably – but getting a good sweat on with someone that you are already hopefully feeling romantic for will only make those feelings stronger. It's science, we think.
Plus, as long as you find something you enjoy, exercise and overall sports is simple! Running, weightlifting, hiking, biking, rock climbing – there are tons of options for everybody. Maybe your husband just wants you to be healthy and happy? Ever think about that?
Macabre, but Necessary
The thought of your most precious loved one passing away is a sobering one. Many couples just prefer not to think about it at all, despite how important certain discussions are. How do you get into accounts when only one person knows the passwords and things like that?
Usually, most couples just write them down on a piece of paper in a secure place, but we guess this picture gives us another option. It might be one that won't work, depending on the circumstances, but it's still an option. Kinda seems like these two need to spice it up. Maybe talk about your investments. That gets us excited.
What Did We Ever Do Without Phones
Many of us remember accompanying our fathers to the hardware store during Saturday afternoons to pick up pipe pieces, nuts and bolts, and all manner of other fun bits and bobs. But, back then, there were no cell phones to make everything easier. If you went to the store and didn't know exactly what you needed, then it was back to the house, back to the store, back and forth until you had the right part.
This couple has things figured out. Send a picture for a quick yes or no. In the meantime, the other half of the relationship keeps working. It's faster, it's probably cheaper, and everybody's happy at the end of the day.
I Need One of Them for Work
While yes, it's probably a good idea to take care of the kids more than a fancy piece of electronics, the husband from this tweet does have a little bit of a point. If you drop a MacBook Pro, that thing is going to shatter into a million pieces. If you drop a kid, they might cry a little bit, but they'll probably be all right.
Kids are resilient. Mac laptops most definitely are not. Sometimes they break just sitting there, doing nothing. Babies don't even have a single fused skull until they're like two years old. If you drop them, they might just bounce.