A customer asked his barista to write “Will you marry me?” on his girlfriend’s takeaway cup. The barista did so obligingly, handing the girlfriend her coffee while the guy got down on one knee. The girlfriend simply placed the cup back on the counter and turned to walk out.
The guy, having become enraged, began shouting that his girlfriend should forgive him for having had an affair with her sister! We’re shocked that a cup of coffee didn’t solve that.
Saying the Wrong Name
Having finished his shift early, a bartender decided to hang back and have a beer before heading home. A tipsy customer first staggered to his feet and then wobbled down to one knee. His gleeful partner sat dreamy-eyed.
Disbelief washed over his girlfriend’s face as he said the words, “Hannah, will you marry me?” but not the good sort of disbelief. Screaming, the girlfriend demanded to know who Hannah was! The guy was left soaked in booze as she poured her drink over him.
A couple held no punches as they erupted into an argument in the middle of the restaurant. Both sides did not hold back and were screaming wildly over each other. As the fighting was so loud, the manager requested that the couple leave.
Without missing a beat, the husband retorted that leaving is what he has been aiming to do for two years! We don’t think he was referring to the restaurant. At least the manager helped this guy finally get what he really wanted.
The Creepy Critic
A restaurant manager received a call from someone claiming to be a food critic. Seemingly displeased with what he claimed was “poor service”, the supposed critic threatened to leave a scathing review.
The critic refused to divulge the publication he worked for. After investigating, the manager found that the “critic” had been a lone Valentine's diner who tried to hit on the waitress. As if that's not worse enough, the guy left his phone number instead of a tip!
All Dining and No Dashing
Forgetfulness put a damper on this poor couple’s Valentine’s after a husband discovered that his wallet was not on him after he and his wife finished an extravagant meal worth three hundred dollars.
It was an hour’s drive back home in rush hour traffic for the poor husband while his wife embarrassingly sat in the middle of the restaurant. The staff took pity on her situation and snuck her drinks and snacks to bide the time.