This waiter did this all to himself! The only customers he was serving that evening that weren’t a couple were what the waiter assumed to be, mother and son. The evening went uneventful until it came time to pay.
Handing the check to the young gentleman, the waiter said, “It’s so sweet of you to take your mom out for Valentine’s!” If looks could kill. It did indeed turn out that they were a couple just with an…age difference.
Whisk(ey) the Blues Away
A bartender took pity on a very dejected-looking patron sitting at the bar and offered him a whiskey on the house. The kind gesture got the patron to spill his guts and said he was in town to surprise his girlfriend for Valentine's.
It was indeed a surprise for both of them as he walked in on his girlfriend in a very compromising position with another guy. At least he got free whiskey out of this!
Not So Sweet
An innocent-enough-looking couple shared a very normal Valentine's Day Dinner, packed with smiles and giggles and sweet nothings. Things took an odd turn when the waitress began to notice the guy's voice rising.
His very shocked date sat stunned as he scolded her for not caring about the harmful effects of sugar and that her apathy was dooming mankind. Embarrassed, his female companion fled, and he actually chased her! He returned the next day to pay. Guess he's a gentleman?
What a Washout
A relatively upscale restaurant hosted an exclusive Valentine's Day event complete with set meals. Water pipes in the top levels of the building burst, and the restaurant, being on the ground floor, was utterly washed out.
The owner said to supply as much champagne as anyone wanted and keep acting normal. What can we say? Hypothermia sure is romantic, especially if you have to hug each other to keep warm.
Take Off Your Birthday Suits, Please
A room service waiter saw it all when a couple decided to seriously make the most of their Valentine's Day hotel package. The couple did not care that the wait staff witnessed some of their very unorthodox displays of passion.
After the wait staff had been exposed to guests in various states of undress, the manager lay down the law and insisted that if the guests did not cover up for staff, they would have to retrieve their own food and drinks.