Having finished his shift early, a bartender decided to hang back and have a beer before heading home. A tipsy customer first staggered to his feet and then wobbled down to one knee. His gleeful partner sat dreamy-eyed.
Disbelief washed over his girlfriend’s face as he said the words, “Hannah, will you marry me?” but not the good sort of disbelief. Screaming, the girlfriend demanded to know who Hannah was! The guy was left soaked in booze as she poured her drink over him.
Keeping It in the Family
A customer asked his barista to write “Will you marry me?” on his girlfriend’s takeaway cup. The barista did so obligingly, handing the girlfriend her coffee while the guy got down on one knee. The girlfriend simply placed the cup back on the counter and turned to walk out.
The guy, having become enraged, began shouting that his girlfriend should forgive him for having had an affair with her sister! We’re shocked that a cup of coffee didn’t solve that.
A couple held no punches as they erupted into an argument in the middle of the restaurant. Both sides did not hold back and were screaming wildly over each other. As the fighting was so loud, the manager requested that the couple leave.
Without missing a beat, the husband retorted that leaving is what he has been aiming to do for two years! We don’t think he was referring to the restaurant. At least the manager helped this guy finally get what he really wanted.
A Hairy Situation
What is it with cheaters bringing their paramours to the same restaurant they bring their partners to? This two-timing halfwit brought his mistress and his wife to the same restaurant within twenty-four hours of each other.
The wait staff recognized him from the day before and noticed that his partner’s hair was now brown rather than blonde as previously. Paying her a compliment, the waiters commented how good it looks, to which the wife immediately realized her husband’s philandering ways.
In the tackiest marketing ploy ever, a steakhouse cut a section out of their sirloin steaks to resemble a heart. It worked – they were back to back with guests and soon ran out.
One customer who was deadset on having his heart-shaped steak had a hissy fit when the waiter informed him that they’d sold out and he’d have to order something else. The man folded his arms, glowering, while his wife ordered and ate in silence.