This guy! “Oooooh, about that. How about I bring you a case? One beer for each month I’ve been piggybacking off of your WiFi. Thanks so much!
Also, you should probably call someone about that. I’m really into this show on Hulu, and I’d hate to miss out for long.” Who does that?!
The Smoking Taquito
Okay, smoking in front of kids, maybe not great, but driving down the street? WHO CARES how many kids live on the street? You chose to have those kids and move into this neighborhood, and I don’t see a NO CIGARS sign up anywhere, so kindly keep your nose where it belongs thanks.
They probably felt pretty stupid (as they should have) after learning it wasn’t a cigar at all, just a yummy snack sort of shaped like one! Next time, you might just wanna mind your own business.
Security cameras around the house can be helpful for a lot of things, like catching someone who’s stolen something from your home. But what about using them to spite your neighbors? That’s what one man did after the people next door called his neighborhood association about his pool deck being too long and running on to their property.
He reacted by installing a line of security cameras pointed at their yard and a sign that read, “Peekaboo. I see you.” NOOOOO, sir!
Don’t. Park. In. Someone. Else’s. Residential. Spot. I’ve actually had a very similar fight with a neighbor in the past. He was a real jerk, just like this guy. And, speaking of, I wonder how this situation was resolved.
Did he yell the codeword? Did he get towed? Probably. The person who wrote this note seems like he’s had enough.
The Worst Couple Ever
I don’t know about you, but I try and avoid hearing my neighbors handling their private business at all. But when they start screaming at each other at the top of their lungs, knowing they’ve got neighbors behind the next wall – it’s kind of hard.
Like, yeah, Linda, I’m on season 3, episode 4 of your terrible relationship at this point, and you only have yourself to blame!