Being invited to the neighborhood parties is not always all that it’s cracked up to be. This neighbor, for instance, threw a low budget Christmas party out on his lawn.
Going with the theme here, it was a BYOB kind of party… only it doesn’t look like anyone did. But check this out – that monster still had the audacity to keep all the Christmas presents! Some people… if that ain’t the saddest thing you’ve ever seen, I dare you to come to one of his New Year parties.
If you've ever had nightmares about the army of the dead, then this will scare the heck out of you.
This neighbor put together an army of lawnmowers. Each one making its snip-snip, whack wack wacky sound at its own rhythm and pace… all moving forward as a roaring deathly unit leaving little blades of victims laying behind them on the ground. Winter is coming… and no one is safe in this neighborhood anymore.
Totally Trashed Yard
These guys' exterior decorating skills can use some work. I mean, red AND blue solo cups together?? That's just tacky. But for real – what kind of humans leave a place looking like this?? My mom raised me better than this.
If we all just took a little more responsibility for the trash we produce and cared a little for mother nature, we would all live in a much safer place. Our environment is calling out to us people! And I'm calling off the search for housing around this mishap of a property.
Neighbors House Is On The Market
When life gives you lemons, you make… a wild business opportunity! Looking for a new duplex in the center of an up-and-coming new neighborhood?
Have we got the place for you! 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, open floor plan, all around balconies, and a scenic view of the park! Oops. Did I say, up-and-coming? I meant down-and-leaving…. The neighbors who did this are truly the worst.
Too Many Yard Trinkets
There should be a law against this type of behavior. Pro tip: Less is more. If you're gonna leave all this stuff lying around your garden, the only purpose could be to draw the attention away from the disaster zone that is the house itself.
If your neighbor's got a house that looks like it's got every kind of trinket crammed into it but frankincense and myrrh, then you better 'myrrh've out of town ASAP and take your loved ones with you!