Hey there friendly neighbor, when your outdoor pool cracks a leak, you clear it out of there BEFORE you bring in a new one.
You see, taking the old one out now would be a slightly more difficult task… oh, you don’t plan on taking out the old one? I see… so… your just gonna continuously live in a junkyard? I see… and this doesn’t bother you? I see… um… HOME-OWNERS ASSOCIATION, PLEASE!
Straight From The Bottle
This new neighbor is messy and clumsy… always intoxicated… can't take responsibility and can't even stand on their own feet! Oh, and the girl is pretty bad too.
The last thing you need when you move into a new neighborhood is a next-door booze fest. Just keep it down, keep it moderately sober – and I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
Can you possibly imagine a worse neighbor? Talk about paranoid… A scarecrow is one thing, but this is taking it too far!
I bet the people across the street from this guy have a pretty hard time getting to sleep. As if the binoculars, hat, and mustache weren't creepy enough, this guy has nobody… five bucks says there are tiny little cameras in those big blue eyes. RUN. RUN FAST.
She Made It So Close
As far as my neighbor is concerned: Just another Tuesday. As far as I'm concerned: Walking over-intoxicated humans on our SHARED doorstep is not a habit I plan on bringing into my daily routine.
This neighbor must have no regard for other people's space and time. Hey, if I'm not allowed to borrow that fluffy looking coat from time to time, then I'm leaving for sure!
You're a long way from home if you bump into this… and this is a long way from sane. I bet the mailman was like: "yo, move your mailbox farther into the street. I don't want to go all the way down your driveway!" and these people were like:
"Hey, we ain't moving nothing!" So, the mail guy was like: "If that mailbox isn’t a hard reach away from the sidewalk tomorrow, then good luck getting your mail!" So these neighbors were like: "(picture of giraffe mailbox here)." It is possible. But do you really want to live near people with that kind of conflict resolution abilities? I didn't think so.