You’ve really got to wonder who this sign is meant for. It can’t be for the neighbors, can it? I mean, as long as I’m not standing in your yard with my cigarette, you definitely better not try and “drench me with water…” Were there people just hanging around on their grass lighting up?
It sounds like somebody has teenagers who blamed the random people walking by! This person must live in a smoking taquito girl’s neighborhood, huh? NO SMOKING, OR ELSE!
Living next to someone who peeps and creeps on everything you do can be a real nightmare. But what about when they take the crazy to the next level?
One Reddit user posted about a neighbor of hers who went so far as to stage fake phone calls with “the FBI headquarters” when he didn’t like what was going on next door, like a friendly get-together. It sounds like that guy’s unstable, no matter what was really going on in his head. Time to find a new place!
The Award Goes to
We’ve all been there… You’re watching your favorite show when you notice a car alarm going off outside. After making sure it isn’t yours, the next thought is usually, “Okay, whoever’s car that can get up and shut that off ANY MINUTE NOW,” and most of the time, they do. But not in this case.
I don’t care how hard you partied or what you did to knock you out so hard you’d sleep through a hurricane; letting this go on alllllll night is NOT okay. So, don’t do it, or you too will be cursed with the worst sleep of your life for the next fortnight!
A Different Kind of Entertainment
Well, that would be embarrassing. Notice that they’ve shut the blinds to put the signup. It must have been a disturbing sight! Or the kids were watching TV one day and accidentally saw it out of the corner of an eye, to mom and dad’s horror.
“What are those people doing in the window up there?” Thanks a lot, neighbor; you’ve scarred my kids. Now they just have to hope that next time they’re doing the deed on the second floor, one of them happens to look down and catch a glimpse of the warning!
Can you imagine having to look (and smell) this pile-up of garbage every day? This guy’s yard looks like an episode of "Hoarders" waiting to happen. Seriously…what kind of a person thinks this is an acceptable way of existing around other living beings…with eyes…and noses?
I can barely look at the picture without gagging; I don’t want to think about those poor neighbors. I’d be telling them to pick up their garbage, and if they didn’t listen, then it would be time to make some calls…