David Beckham, famous footballer, and Victoria Beckham, once Posh Spice of the Spice Girls, are who this odd pair is supposed to be, and we’re sad to say they really, really are not. In fact, it’s tough to say exactly WHO these two are modeled after, but it’s certainly not one of England’s most famous couples.
Neither of the figures looks like the real deal, both of them are plastic and doll-like, and the faces are hideous. David looks like he’s being shown a poor investment deal, and Victoria looks like my grandmother. And that hair! It doesn’t matter which person, it’s just bad.
Who among us didn't have a crush on Rachel while watching "Friends?" It seems as if someone had more eyes for Monica since this wax figurine is a little too obviously fake. It looks as if Aniston not only got a heavy botox treatment but also fell asleep with her eyes open.
Just imagine waving your hand right in front of her face and getting no reaction. The lips are pressed and pale, the face looks carved from wood, and the chin is a little too lantern-shaped for our tastes. Also, the skin is some combination of tan and painted.
Seeing as how we've been seeing images of this queen of pop for almost thirty years, we're surprised that this kind of thing still happens. At a distance, and in the right kind of light, this looks enough like Spears to pass muster, but after closer inspection, we see that the face looks like it's all wrong.
Let's focus in on the mouth, which has a bit of a Barbie look. It's a little too unnatural, it's a little too big, and it's a little too set in stone. Also, her “outfit” appears to be a little loose, which probably isn't something she wants while dancing on stage.
All of the normal comments about this wax figure apply. These include but are not limited to inhuman eyes, bushy, diverse eyebrows, a hairpiece that looks like it was trimmed off of a yak, and a chin that looks like you could roll it down a bowling alley.
After all that, there is also the fact that this British footballer has a gaping mouth that looks oh-so weird. Michael Owen played for a number of big teams in the country, but tell that to this wax figure and you're going to get this exact face. He only looks good enough for practicing shots on goal as he's propped against one of the goalposts.
This twofer also features actress Eva Mendes, who doesn't look amazing, but the real star of this picture is the guy to her left, who is supposed to be Ryan Gosling. Thankfully, the features are all pretty much in the right places, but there are still some big missteps. The forehead is an eye-catching shape, and not in a good way.
The small, narrow 'stache doesn't look good unless this Gosling character is a World War II RAF pilot, and the straight-ahead eyes can send shivers down the spine. Also, look at the arms. The shimmering, flashing muscles make it clear it's not the real thing.