The Queen, as played by Alec Baldwin. She’s sporting a not-too-enviable double chin, her eyebrows are wide and wild, and the wrinkles around her mouth make her look both too old and too young. You’d think that the creators would have done a little better of a job, seeing as how Elizabeth was the longest-reigning monarch in the country’s history.
She’s traveled more than any other monarch (assisted, no doubt, by the advent of air travel), and considerd it her lifelong duty to serve her country. It’s too bad she didn’t get a proper wax figure, even with all those things. It doesn’t look anything like her!
John, Paul, George, and Ringo are all here. With hits like “Can't Buy Me Wax,” “A Hard Day's Pose,” and “Yesterday (Is Just Like Today Because I'm a Hideous Wax Figurine),” this group has everybody's ears. Listening for them to approach, so they can run away.
None of the Fab Four even look remotely correct, and it's beyond us to even try and figure out which is supposed to be which. It looks like one of them is Sylvester Stallone. The others are all Hammer vampires. Even their outfits look like poor copies of the original matching suits these guys wore. At least get the hair right!
The god of thunder is ready to strike fear into his enemies, which we assume includes his plastic doppelganger that tries to take his place when nobody is paying attention. Let's look at what works: the eyes and eyebrows are pretty good...that's all.
The wig and hairstyle don't look natural at all, the lips are petulant and pursed (and pink), the jaw doesn't look right, and the skin! The skin looks like an Icelandic person out in the desert for a day. Which almost makes a little bit of sense, seeing as how Thor was a Norse deity, but it still doesn't look at all like Hemsworth.
Ah, yes, Selena Gomez, who is famous for...her music, really? Huh. Anyway, this wax figure kinda just went with “generic young Latina pop star.” Like if somebody wanted to create a pop star but didn't actually want her to be anyone specific, just someone that looked cute and was ready to sing and make the recording industry lots of money.
That's what this looks like. Also, does everybody get a wax figure these days? Isn't Selena Gomez, like eighteen? Oh, she was born in 1992. Well, she certainly looks younger. Is that on purpose, or was it part of the wax figurine deal?
Lindsay Lohan has been in the public eye for quite some time (which might not have been the best for her), so we're surprised that her wax figure is so far away from the real thing. Then again, she has taken to mixing up her look recently, so the creators have to act quickly. However, this one just has a bit of a weird look.
The intense Lohan stare is there but seems a little TOO intense. The face is deep and lined, and the hair is a bit dowdy. There are a lot worse examples that we've seen, but this one is still memorable.