Living with a hippie roomie can come with all different types of weird scenarios, some of them might even be nice and fun — free hugs, anybody? But coming into your home to see a chihuahua and two men sleeping on your couch?
That’s just something that would leave you flabbergasted. Our question is, saying you are currently between houses and trying to deal with some alcohol issues, is it really the best time to get a pet chihuahua?
All's Well That Ends Well
Is this a nightmare roommate story, or is it a well-written, perfectly timed Shakespearean comedy? We're still debating. So many misunderstandings, resulting in terror, but then in laughter and a great story to tell.
The lesson that we should all learn from the story is to communicate better about who is staying where. Otherwise, you might get back to your apartment and assume two people broke in and decide to sleep there.
A Single Sock
There are scientists who spend their whole lives trying to understand the peculiar behavior of a single monkey or lizard. We would like to expand the fields of animals and human research to include people who steal only one sock.
We will admit that we have also stolen socks in the past, but it was always in pairs. But separating the sock from its soulmate just to stick it under your bed? That’s just heartless.
No Holiday on Holiday
The real reason why people live with roommates is that there’s a great chance living by themselves would be even worse. Humans are social creatures and sometimes we just need to be around someone. Even someone we don’t like can be better than the loneliness of a dark house that you have to clean all by yourself.
This would be the only explanation as to why the roommate would deliberately take their days off when this guy had his. Who knows, maybe a friendship came out of it. Probably not, but one could dream, right?
The British Voice
If someone talks to themselves, isn’t that like they already have a roommate? You know, the roommate that's inside their head. Why would they need an actual roommate who would sleep in the same room and listen to all of their conversations with their imaginary British friend?
Also, when you’re a light sleeper, living with roommates will always be a nightmare. Whether they speak to themselves in a British accent, come back home late, or literally just go to the bathroom at night — you will always be alert.