When we were told that Karma is a beast, that’s not exactly what we had in mind. Naively, we assumed it means that those who do bad things will eventually be punished for their wrong deeds.
According to this roomie though, we got it all wrong. Karma just means that if you’re nice to one person, you get to act like a beast towards another. Who are we to argue with that?
The Cat Did It
Criminals pinning the blame on others is a trick as old as time. As long as there is no forensic evidence, delinquents think they can get away with a lot. But, even when blaming others, one must be strategic. The entity you blame must have motive, opportunity, and means.
We know many cats who would just love to leave dirty dishes behind, but we also know they are physically incapable, and that's where this guy's defense falls flat.
Many dream of a roommate that's as quiet as a ghost, almost never seen or heard. This guy got half of what he probably wished for. On the one hand, he got to live on his own, on the other hand, his roommate just evaporated one day, which is both mysterious and spooky.
He was found by the police, thank god, and got arrested for lord knows what, and this Reddit user probably never got to see his money back.
No Christmas Spirit
They say that Christmas is all about generosity and giving but for many children, and apparently some adults, Christmas is about one thing and one thing only: getting gifts and cash.
This housemate does not believe that participation is its own reward. She's here to win, and get ALL the money, even if her roommates all put in an equal amount of the effort. We can speculate which list Santa puts her on...
The Bare Minimum
Disputes about dishes are common, and in each and every case, there are usually the same two sides — the person who does their dishes and the person who doesn't. But that would be too obvious, wouldn't it? Why not spice up your roomie fights a little bit?
This guy found the perfect way to do it. He says he did the dishes, but he only did the bare minimum, so they are still dirty... plenty to fight about.