Having someone take the food or drink that you placed in the workplace fridge for later is one of the biggest bummers of working in an office. Maybe it was some of last night’s leftover pizza, maybe it was a smoothie that you made before work, or maybe it was all the best bits of Thanksgiving dinner made into a sandwich, à la “Friends.”
If it keeps happening, one of your options is to take this route: Make it seem like you’re DISEASED. Mouth sores are a nice touch, and since so many people will have mouth or gum or lip pain on a regular basis anyway, it’s sure to be effective.
And You Wouldn't Want That, Would You?
Let us set a little something straight: leaving dishes in the sink at your own home is one thing, but leaving dishes in the sink at work is another thing entirely. Other people need to use that sink, and if you think they're going to clean up after you, you're going to be disappointed.
In an effort to get this disgusting habit to stop during the workday, someone put up a picture that will tug at anyone's heartstrings. You don't want to make kittens depressed, do you? No, of course, you don't. What are you, some kind of monster?
Hopefully, It Tastes Good
The backstory of this cake is that the person who made it is leaving for another job, and he or she decided to bring in something for the coworkers to soften the blow. This person is clearly not suffering from low self-esteem since the cake's decoration makes it seem like the person leaving is a great worker.
Is that because the worker is so good, or is it because everybody else is so bad? Also, it looks like the cake is decorated with pumpkin seeds, walnuts, and dried fruit, so maybe we shouldn't be holding our breath for the inside.
That Will Teach You to Go on Vacation
So a guy in his thirties decides to step away from the grind for a little while and get some well-deserved rest with his family. While he's gone, his coworkers decide to do a little bit of redecorating and make his cubicle a haven for True Beliebers.
Sure, it was cool to hate on the kid back when he first appeared, but now that's sort of fallen by the wayside. Now you can hang up your favorite posters or litter your floor with fancy stills of your favorite male pop star and no one will care.
It Could Go One of Two Ways
There are two explanations for this kind of picture. The first is that the person in this office has been thinking about Leo's movies and his public appearances, and has noticed something strange. In about 2009, something about Leo changed – he started doing different things in his movies, and he started appearing to paparazzi more.
The only thing that makes sense is a body double. The other explanation for this picture is that somebody really, REALLY hates Leonardo DiCaprio, and while he or she was gone on vacation, the coworkers decided to go nuts. Just, like, way too nuts.