There are lots of ugly sweater competitions come the holidays. Thing is, a lot of the sweaters aren’t ugly, just crowded with designs. A competition between two people who work at a shop, however, means you have a prime opportunity to come up with something that will really bring home the gold.
This sweater, with just a mirror taped to it, is the perfect option. And the framing on that pic, too – perfect. The boss’s face right in the center of the mirror as he looks into it? We wonder what the employee won. Maybe HE’S the boss now.
Home on the Range
How big is the market for tiny, bee-sized cowboy headgear? Because it should be bigger. The market, not the headgear. With a small piece of what looks like metal and a strap going under the bee's chin, this hat will stay in place as it looks pensively out the window, waiting for the hubbee to come home after a long day out in the field.
It personified the bee, which is always good for a laugh. It's also memorable – how often do you see a little bumblebee wearing a real, actual hat? We bet it isn't often.
Dad Humor at Its Frozen Finest
Getting your kids to laugh is a joy in and of itself. Of course, dads don't want to go the route of the world and make jokes that are disgusting or blue, which is where we get dad jokes – groan-worthy moments that are funny in their own special way.
This cold gent is the perfect example. He and Mom were walking down the freezer aisle when he saw a bit of signage he just had to use. Well, if you had worn a shirt with longer sleeves, that wouldn't have happened, now would it?
The Two Types of Women
It's good to have options in life. When it comes to friends it's even more important, since people consider problems in different ways. Ask for a highlighter, and you might get something for school or something for beauty. People who think in different routes mean that when they come together, they can solve any kind of problem.
Whether you're touching up your makeup or you have an important piece of text to note, your friends have your back. We're sure there's a third girl just out of the frame who is setting up a big spotlight.
I Just Have to Tell You
We really aren't sure what the context of this image is. Our best guess is it's some sort of manual on how to help someone that is choking, and this is the “call for help” image. As the caption so quickly illustrates, it looks like the guy is choking, but the woman is more interested in sharing recipes and gathering gossip than helping him out.
Maybe he's just being melodramatic, and he wants his wife to get off the phone and pay attention to him for once. But no, Linda has too much to talk about.