Working at an animal shelter has its perks. You take care of furry friends that are usually pretty happy to see you, and you can feel good about doing something for the less fortunate. But every shelter has a Professor Jiggly. That animal that just can’t sit still, so it needs to have more space to roam.
You probably have your own sign to make sure people know not to let the professor in residence out. And look at him down there. You know he wants to have a chance to study the great wide world beyond the glass doors.
You Cannot Contain the Power
Some of us might end up spending a good chunk of time coming up with a caption – maybe even an hour. But for this one, we bet it only took a few seconds. We'd really like to know what's going on here. Why, pray tell, is there an outrageously large stuffed hamster (we think) inside a moving truck?
Based on context clues, this seems to be happening somewhere in Europe, so your guess is as good as ours. In America, maybe. In Japan, sure. We bet it happens all the time there. But Europe? We have no idea.
Trying On New Outfits
We'll be real here – we don't know how this picture was accomplished. We believe that photoshop was used, but we don't know where, or how. Did they actually dress a dog in a full outfit, complete with a little tail hole in the shorts? Maybe it was originally a human, but they 'shopped the dog parts in afterward.
We aren't ignoring the idea that it isn't photoshopped, but we are looking at it out of the corner of our eyes and trying to make sense of it. As well, a final question remains: did he delete it soon?
It's Timmy Again
Most of the time when we get to see them, penguins are swimming around, happy as can be, but sometimes they have a mean streak, too. Timmy, for instance, has not only stolen a fish from another penguin (hopefully) but pushed another penguin over. Of course, it's the penguin named Timmy. We couldn't think of a better name.
But good on Betty, at the very least, who is patient when it's fish time, and is a good swimmer too. Aren't all penguins pretty good swimmers? Betty must be exemplary if she's getting picked out for that.
It's Finally Happened
Enact plan S-17. The squirrels have finally grown to a size large enough where they are able to combat humans for world domination. To the bunkers! The rifles aren't strong enough to stop them, but it will slow them down until we can figure out the armaments powerful enough to lay them low.
But there is even worse news: they're trying to figure out how to work vehicles. If they figure out how to drive, then it won't be too long before they figure out how to operate boats or planes – and then we won't be safe anywhere.