This does not look like no pants on the subway day, but this gentleman doesn’t look as though he was waiting for an invitation to wear what he wants. Forget boxers; this man has embraced his feminine side. He has embraced it on the bottom and on top.
We hope he’s comfortable, at least, and that it’s a sweltering summer in New York and not the middle of winter. Let’s hope he doesn’t have a long ride ahead of him; he might just be hurrying home because he has to change. So embrace the 21st century, as anything goes nowadays.
It's so important to take care of your teeth, that's why Molly over here makes sure to pack her toothbrush and toothpaste in her bag before she leaves for work every morning. Handbags do play an essential role in the life of modern women, and by the looks of it, her bag has her entire closet in it!
We wonder what else she is hiding in there. We can visualize a Mary Poppins scene, where she will start pulling out endless objects from out of the bag like a standing lamp, a soccer ball, and a sink. For brushing her teeth.
Even as we write these lines, we are still unsure if this dad is holding a doll between his legs or if this is actually his real misbehaved son. We haven't called child services yet, however, we are not far from it. The only thing keeping us away from the phone is our inability to believe anyone's calves are strong enough to hold a child, no matter how small.
Now, if there were a mother around, she would have better known what to do with a misbehaving child. However, as the mother is absent and the dad is yet again left to handle things, this is, ladies and gentlemen, the price to pay.
I Am the Law
In South Africa, the police make their own traffic rules apparently. This cop thought it was totally reasonable to park right over a crosswalk. Not ideal. Does he get into trouble with that? Or do certain officials get a special exemption when it comes to certain parking spots? Hopefully, this was an emergency stop in order for the cops to arrest a baddie.
Clearly, the civilians in this picture aren't too happy with what they're seeing. We certainly don't want this cop to get away with it. Hopefully, another policeman will stop by to give him a ticket. It does, however, beg the question — where will they park?
A Gastronomic Audacity
One expects gas station food adventures to be slightly stomach-turning. This one’s plain bizarre. Someone decided it was okay to return a half-eaten hot dog to the roller. What? Didn’t like the taste, did you? Took a bite, danced a little, and put it back. No harm no foul.
It might be time to question your choices, and not just this one but every decision in your life that brought you to this moment. It must've been quite the journey. The only explanation for this kind of behavior is some kind of head injury or a sick sense of humor.